Gareth

I saw him do it. Five fucking magazines he's pulled off the top shelf.

I saw him do it. Five fucking magazines he's pulled off the top shelf.

When you reached to the top shelf, even the people on the till would look. Everyone would look because they'd see this hand going up from all over. And Ben's fucking done it five fucking times. He's taken down five porno magazines. It's like, fucking hell, Ben. You're not going to get out of shot with that, mate. That's not like stealing football stickers, mate.

When you reached to the top shelf, even the people on the till would look. Everyone would look because they'd see this hand going up from all over. And Ben's fucking done it five fucking times. He's taken down five porno magazines. It's like, fucking hell, Ben. You're not going to get out of shot with that, mate. That's not like stealing football stickers, mate.

So anyway, we've trundled down, you know, we're going back towards the school and we've trundled down and it's like, oh, are we going to the CAF?

So anyway, we've trundled down, you know, we're going back towards the school and we've trundled down and it's like, oh, are we going to the CAF?

Yeah. Yeah, I did. Well, the thing is, I'm having conversations with her on the bus. She's like my friend at this point.

Yeah. Yeah, I did. Well, the thing is, I'm having conversations with her on the bus. She's like my friend at this point.

And if I remember rightly, the way I remember it is, like, I grabbed one, I think Danny grabbed one, as in, like, listen, you're embarrassing us all now, you're being a prick.

And if I remember rightly, the way I remember it is, like, I grabbed one, I think Danny grabbed one, as in, like, listen, you're embarrassing us all now, you're being a prick.

I don't know what she said, I can't remember that. I mean, you've got to remember the next event coming was such a huge event, it's hard to remember small memories surrounding that huge memory for me.

I don't know what she said, I can't remember that. I mean, you've got to remember the next event coming was such a huge event, it's hard to remember small memories surrounding that huge memory for me.

She said, have you still got that magazine? I said, yeah. And she sort of said, give me the magazine. And I sort of like, at first I was like, I think I said no. I think I questioned why she wanted it. And she just sort of said, give me the magazine.

She said, have you still got that magazine? I said, yeah. And she sort of said, give me the magazine. And I sort of like, at first I was like, I think I said no. I think I questioned why she wanted it. And she just sort of said, give me the magazine.

She then just came to a page and she pointed it and she said, that's what mine looks like. And I said to her, what do you mean? And she said, that's what my pussy looks like.

She then just came to a page and she pointed it and she said, that's what mine looks like. And I said to her, what do you mean? And she said, that's what my pussy looks like.

Were you on the truth?

Were you on the truth?

I knew I was going to fuck her. And that's really bad for me to say that because it's like, oh, well, you had intent. Actually, do you know what? I shouldn't actually say that because that's really wrong. No, no, it's really wrong because I shouldn't say that. It misrepresents me badly. I didn't know what I was going to fuck up because I had no idea what fucking was.

I knew I was going to fuck her. And that's really bad for me to say that because it's like, oh, well, you had intent. Actually, do you know what? I shouldn't actually say that because that's really wrong. No, no, it's really wrong because I shouldn't say that. It misrepresents me badly. I didn't know what I was going to fuck up because I had no idea what fucking was.