Garrison Davis
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Representatives for Noem released a statement after this news dropped, quote, Miss Noem, which is interesting, quote, Miss Noem is devastated.
The family was blindsided by this.
And they ask for privacy and prayers at this time.
I think we need to expand the right to arm bears to the right to arm dogs.
This is my final statement on this matter.
Isn't that a great month for the gnomes?
After she joined the Shield of America's task force, which so far has existed for less than a month and already bombed the wrong country once.
In other important news, 413,793 KitKat bars were stolen in transit from Italy to Poland.
Okay, when you give that statistic, is that 413,793 four-finger bars, or is that 100,000 and you're counting each finger separately?
No, it's each packaged bar, including some of the new limited edition Formula One and Chunky bars.
Oh, that's been a thing in the UK for like 20 years.
This is a new version.
This is a new version, according to a press release from Kit Kat.
OK, so if you want to argue with Kit Kat.