Garrison Davis

Yeah, the national price of gasoline is now at four bucks, I think.

And that's why they call him the affordability president.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, has anyone checked on the egg prices, though?

Because that's how we do things now.

Expensive as shit.

Expensive as shit, James.

Yeah, yeah.

Not cheap.

Let me divert new listeners to our famous chickens episode circa 2023, in which they can learn more about keeping poultry at home.

Talking of catastrophes, I would like to continue to talk about the war on Iran.

The president truthed this week that he was prepared to attack desalination and power plants in Iran if the state did not comply with his demands.

Jesus.

In his truth, he said, I will skip remarking on capitalization as is our house style because otherwise these would take half an hour.

The United States of America is in serious discussions with a new and more reasonable regime to end our military operations in Iran.

Great progress has been made, but if for any reason a deal is not shortly reached, which it probably will be, and if the Hormuz Strait is not immediately open for business, we will conclude our lovely stay in Iran by blowing up and completely obliterating all of their electric generating plants, oil wells, and Karg Island, probably all

This is sick desalinization plans, which we have purposely not yet touched.

This will be a retribution for our many soldiers and for others that Iran has butchered and killed over the old regime's 47-year reign of terror.

Thank you for your attention to this matter, President Donald J. Trump.

As a reporter, NBC pointed out, targeting civilian infrastructure is a war crime.