Gary Whitta
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Podcast Appearances
Microsoft is like, hey, you want to try Office 365? Hey, you want to try Copilot? Hey, you want to try OneDrive? Hey, do you want to set up your Android phone? Just let me use the fucking computer. 20 minutes of, hey, you want to try this? You want to try this? You want to try this? It's like trying to walk down the Las Vegas Strip and they're handing you like, hey, girls, girls, girls.
It's like, just let me fucking use the computer. Get out of my fucking face. No, I don't want to use OneDrive. No, Copilot is shit. I don't want to use any of your bullshit. Just let me use the fucking computer. Remind me later.
It's like, just let me fucking use the computer. Get out of my fucking face. No, I don't want to use OneDrive. No, Copilot is shit. I don't want to use any of your bullshit. Just let me use the fucking computer. Remind me later.
What am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do?
Ooh, I installed that this morning. That looks interesting. Can you tell me about it? I don't know what this is. It looks like a kind of third-person, isometric, 1980s cop thriller. Like your partner's been killed, and you're on the hunt for the killer, but it's like you're a cop in this crime-ridden city. Okay. I don't know. It looks kind of interesting from what I saw.
Ooh, I installed that this morning. That looks interesting. Can you tell me about it? I don't know what this is. It looks like a kind of third-person, isometric, 1980s cop thriller. Like your partner's been killed, and you're on the hunt for the killer, but it's like you're a cop in this crime-ridden city. Okay. I don't know. It looks kind of interesting from what I saw.
I just watched like a 30-second trailer.
I just watched like a 30-second trailer.
Tottenham Hotspur, the team I've supported since I was eight years old. historically don't win very much. We haven't won anything since 2008. We got to the Champions League final a few years ago and narrowly lost to Liverpool. That was a bummer. And we are shit at the moment. We're going to finish in the season probably one spot above the relegation places.
Tottenham Hotspur, the team I've supported since I was eight years old. historically don't win very much. We haven't won anything since 2008. We got to the Champions League final a few years ago and narrowly lost to Liverpool. That was a bummer. And we are shit at the moment. We're going to finish in the season probably one spot above the relegation places.
The bottom three teams get dropped down into the lower league. By a significant margin. But nonetheless, we are shit at the moment. I still believe in Ange. Ange Postagoglu, our manager, I still believe in him. I think we should keep him and give him another window. A lot of people want him out, but I remain an Ange fan. But we've been shit in the league. We've been absolutely terrible.
The bottom three teams get dropped down into the lower league. By a significant margin. But nonetheless, we are shit at the moment. I still believe in Ange. Ange Postagoglu, our manager, I still believe in him. I think we should keep him and give him another window. A lot of people want him out, but I remain an Ange fan. But we've been shit in the league. We've been absolutely terrible.
And yet at the same time, so the two teams that have been most shit that didn't get relegated this year, Tottenham Hotspur and another club you may have heard of, Manchester United. Of course. Both absolutely. absolutely historically shit at the moment. We finished in the two spaces above relegation, which is the worst... I think that might be the worst ever for Manchester United.
And yet at the same time, so the two teams that have been most shit that didn't get relegated this year, Tottenham Hotspur and another club you may have heard of, Manchester United. Of course. Both absolutely. absolutely historically shit at the moment. We finished in the two spaces above relegation, which is the worst... I think that might be the worst ever for Manchester United.
The worst Manchester United team ever. That's crazy.
The worst Manchester United team ever. That's crazy.
As bad as Spurs are, I'm just so fucking glad I'm not a Manchester United fan. Those poor bastards. Um... So terrible in the league, and yet the Europa League, which is the tournament that exists immediately below the Champions League, but for the teams that weren't quite as good. But by winning it, you get into the Champions League next year. Who are the two teams that are in the final?
As bad as Spurs are, I'm just so fucking glad I'm not a Manchester United fan. Those poor bastards. Um... So terrible in the league, and yet the Europa League, which is the tournament that exists immediately below the Champions League, but for the teams that weren't quite as good. But by winning it, you get into the Champions League next year. Who are the two teams that are in the final?
Spurs and Manchester United. So shit in the league, and yet did really well in Europe, but also at the same time, both still shit, are now in the final, could go either way, going to be very, very exciting.