Gary Whitta

Listen, I used to play Uno on the Xbox 360. I've seen it all. You know how many fucking dicks I've seen over the years? The amount of people that are going to pull their wiener out playing Mario Party.

Because in truth, a big part of my mental bandwidth for the last 30 seconds was thinking, how is... Because again, I played Uno on the Xbox 360 with the vision camera. You're going to see so many wieners on Jamboree. Again, Nintendo, very careful about this stuff. Could they use AI or some kind of other technology to detect a penis and pixelate it out or block that camera or something?

Because in truth, a big part of my mental bandwidth for the last 30 seconds was thinking, how is... Because again, I played Uno on the Xbox 360 with the vision camera. You're going to see so many wieners on Jamboree. Again, Nintendo, very careful about this stuff. Could they use AI or some kind of other technology to detect a penis and pixelate it out or block that camera or something?

Yeah, I mean, they might have to have an army of people whose job it is just to look for penises.

Yeah, I mean, they might have to have an army of people whose job it is just to look for penises.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, block that.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, block that.

As soon as you see someone going like this, they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop.

As soon as you see someone going like this, they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop.

I mean, there is a lot of movement involved, I guess.

I mean, there is a lot of movement involved, I guess.

I have a feeling they're not going to allow cameras... just for anybody. I feel like you've got to be on the friends list or you've got to approve or whatever it might be.

I have a feeling they're not going to allow cameras... just for anybody. I feel like you've got to be on the friends list or you've got to approve or whatever it might be.

That doesn't immunize me from my fucking friends who absolutely will get their cocks out on stream. What friends do you have? Just people that want to fuck with me, you know?

That doesn't immunize me from my fucking friends who absolutely will get their cocks out on stream. What friends do you have? Just people that want to fuck with me, you know?

This is... I mean, fuck off. Seriously. Again, talking about Nintendo taking away. This is so fucking stupid. Okay, I'll concede a couple of things. $10 is not an exorbitant amount of money, right? But this is basically the fucking instruction manual for the system. I literally just saw something say, here's how you detach the Joy-Cons. I'm paying $10 for that? Like, basic functionality?

This is... I mean, fuck off. Seriously. Again, talking about Nintendo taking away. This is so fucking stupid. Okay, I'll concede a couple of things. $10 is not an exorbitant amount of money, right? But this is basically the fucking instruction manual for the system. I literally just saw something say, here's how you detach the Joy-Cons. I'm paying $10 for that? Like, basic functionality?

Astro, and they said, oh, there's more to it. How much was there in Astro's Playroom? A ton of shit. I bet there was more in Astro's Playroom than there is in this fucking thing. Sony gave you that for free. And if $10 is not a lot of money, why does Nintendo fucking need it? I guarantee, I need $10 more than Nintendo does. Why are they charging me for this? It's called Welcome Tour.

Astro, and they said, oh, there's more to it. How much was there in Astro's Playroom? A ton of shit. I bet there was more in Astro's Playroom than there is in this fucking thing. Sony gave you that for free. And if $10 is not a lot of money, why does Nintendo fucking need it? I guarantee, I need $10 more than Nintendo does. Why are they charging me for this? It's called Welcome Tour.

Have you ever heard the words Welcome Tour used in a context that you've got to fucking pay for? Ridiculous. It's absolutely fucking absurd. I think that if Nintendo, whatever they're going to make from selling this, they're losing more in goodwill. Because this is so stupid. This is literally insulting. I'm insulted by this. And anyone who is should be.