Gavin
Appearances
Lucky Boy | Tortoise Investigates
The relationship | Lucky Boy Ep2
They would have known within months of it happening or the relationship starting that something was going on.
Lucky Boy | Tortoise Investigates
The relationship | Lucky Boy Ep2
Yeah. It was really obvious? Yeah, everybody knew it. So everybody knew. There was no secret and it wasn't hidden.
Lucky Boy | Tortoise Investigates
The relationship | Lucky Boy Ep2
100%. There is absolutely no doubt, because there are always other teachers on duty as well. So there is no doubt that they would have noticed this relationship building. There should have been a discussion, an investigation. Gareth should have been given support.
Lucky Boy | Tortoise Investigates
The relationship | Lucky Boy Ep2
I think it's important that these things are exposed. The audience that listen hopefully reaches somebody who might be in a similar experience, regardless of who's the perpetrator and who's the victim. There is always a victim in this.
Lucky Boy | Tortoise Investigates
The relationship | Lucky Boy Ep2
Sally Ann Bowen came in as a very young, flirtatious, coquettish character. In an all-boy school, she absolutely stood out, got a lot of attention.
Lucky Boy | Tortoise Investigates
The relationship | Lucky Boy Ep2
It was clear that her and Gareth had formed a very close relationship. And the assumption was that it definitely strayed into more than just pupil-teacher relationship. So they would certainly go off on their own. There were parts of the grounds of the schools that you could go to where you could be alone and undisturbed, and you'd see them walking off to those places.
Lucky Boy | Tortoise Investigates
The relationship | Lucky Boy Ep2
So it wasn't spoken about, but everybody knew that there was something going on between the two of them.
Lucky Boy | Tortoise Investigates
The relationship | Lucky Boy Ep2
So the close conversations, so, you know, very physically close to each other, not holding hands, but flirting. You could see them then sort of walking off to areas that they wouldn't be disturbed.
Lucky Boy | Tortoise Investigates
The relationship | Lucky Boy Ep2
So either behind some of the buildings or to the north of the school, there was wooded areas. So they would go there independently and then meet up in there.
Lucky Boy | Tortoise Investigates
The relationship | Lucky Boy Ep2
I think most people probably just think it was a long time ago, different era, things were more acceptable.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we went to the REAL drunken clam with the cast of family guy?!?!
maybe he would make his bed he had a he had found like a kind of a nice mattress and he when he would leave for the when he would go clock in wherever he works yeah those he would make the bed which i always thought was a nice touch respect yeah i would probably do that i don't even make my right foot yeah that's insane to me you gotta lauren you make your bed right oh my god you have to i gotta make your bed yeah
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This is like pulling teeth. Yeah. He's like winning at the blackjack table. Yeah, exactly. He's like pulling teeth. Yeah. God, this is like pulling teeth. What is this guy talking about? What? You don't have to be here. Yeah. You like it?
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It takes 30 seconds. Yeah, I don't get what the point is. I can't leave my house. The first task that you're given during the day, read the book. I never read it, but I was gifted the book Make Your Bed by Mr. Tarling. Thank you, Mr. Tarling. He didn't write that. No, he gifted it to me. It was written by that general. Yeah, I know about that book.
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But the thought is if you complete the first task of the day, you're already having a good day. First task of the day for me is just hanging out. Yeah? And you nail that. And I nail it every morning. You nail that. Scrolling. That's my first task of the day. My mom sent me that ad for the thing where it was like, turn doom scrolling into micro learning.
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And it made me want to throw my phone through the window.
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It's like learning about real small things like ball bearings and coins and nickels. It's a pop quiz. Rings of rice, corn, the kernels. Mm-hmm.
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Continue. Small little things, like little bugs and needles and beetles and screws. Whatever happened to roly-polies? I feel like those were a bigger part of my life. I got wiped out, dude. It was COVID. Oh, I love... Are they actually... Obviously not COVID, but I remember seeing...
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hundreds of roly polies on a day-to-day basis when i was like is it just because you're lower to the ground yeah i think you're looking for them too right yeah like i remember me and i guess i'm my buddy owen would just go out there looking for stuff under rocks yeah oh man you ever like go get like crayfish little crawdads we'd go down into the streams and lift up rocks and they'd just all be sitting there crawdads where the where the crawdads saying where were you looking
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I remember... What do you call them? Look, crawdad. No, I know they exist. I'm more just confused. It's the same thing. It's a crayfish. Do you call them crayfish? So I've never called them anything because I've never seen one of those in person. Wait, really? Never. Oh, they're just like lobsters for babies.
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And the kids are like, what?
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Kid babysitter.
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On Friday. It was viral. We went to the lovely Black Gold Golf Course. You know what it is. Yes, exactly. Black and gold. Black and gold. Black and gold. Black gold. Are we talking about Obama? It's like an hour and a half away.
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yeah i mean i think there's all sorts of stuff that could happen like where it's like um the kid calls like order pizza it has to do like a adult voice or something right and when the pizza man comes then they have to like go in a trench coat so that it seems you know what i mean or like pick your brain real quick pick do you think do you think only adults can order pizza no but in this movie the kids think that right i feel like that's plausible like as a kid
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Yeah. Or maybe what's things only adults can do that aren't like fucking weird. Take out a loan. Yeah. Maybe they take out a loan. Maybe they create. Yeah. They're creating more problems.
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Yeah. Or it's like, maybe that's like phoenix and Ferb type shit. Like where they build like some crazy contraption in the yard.
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oh there's a there's a um there's like an intruder or something that's like home alone and yeah and they need to stop him yeah so the parents are just leaving well they they they they're like the babysitter will be here in five minutes like and they're they're late for their res so they're yeah i guess that's a little weird but i think that's maybe like that one of the kids is at least old enough where it's like they can be home for five oh i thought it was like a newborn
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My babysitter, my mom used to leave and be like, Haley will be here in 30. I had a babysitter. I had a few babysitters that sucked growing up. Oh, really?
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In what world can a kid have 35 freeze pops? And so he got the can. You're in the car like, ow.
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And she apparently would drive down one-way streets and, like, have major freakouts every time. Like, oh, what the fuck?
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I think it's two teams and you have a watermelon and you have to try to keep it underwater while the other team tries to bring it up to the surface.
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or something or maybe you have to go score a goal but you have to keep it underwater the whole time and they float so it's like to pass it you have to but they're like heavy enough that like you can pass it like like if you push it down and with enough velocity it'll float over to the other guy then he can trap it before yep very fun I had mostly lovely, lovely babysitters.
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Not that big of a red flag, but it says a little bit. Worth noting.
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She was in high school, went to a party and was bragging to another high schooler about how much she was stealing from our house without my parents noticing, like stealing like jewelry, like money, like all this stuff. And bless this person, whoever this like really good Samaritan high school kid was, was like played it cool and was like, oh, nice story.
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And then wrote a handwritten letter saying, hey, I just want to let you know, Elise. Oh, don't actually. No, fuck you. Elise is stealing jewelry and money from your house. You should go take inventory and then call the cops.
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My mom went and looked. Her USC class ring was gone, which is something you can't replace. Necklaces, lots of money somehow. I don't know where we were keeping money, but she found money. Called the mom of the girl. They both like emphatically denied it. And then I don't think we ever got to the bottom of it. So you never got it back? Never got it back. And I think it'd be one thing.
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Yeah. We go to the bar to get beers before the round. As guys do. We're guys. We're going to do that. And Will's like, all right, I'll do five Bud Heavies. Mind you, this is for the group.
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It sucks if it's like a necklace that was expensive, but you could just go buy another one or like maybe like you could file like insurance on it. It was like...
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the frustrating thing was that it was things that she couldn't replace yep which was weird that is um but we had another babysitter that happened yeah i don't remember it but uh hayley was the best babysitter i've ever had shout out hayley shout out hayley mother of two now lovely woman uh we still follow each other on instagram she comments hearts every once in a while which i think is fun sweet love actually i had one babysitter i didn't mention that is very much still in my life
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oh nice yeah but the the end the end of that story was i found out that hayley was babysitting my friends and i was fucking i was yeah you're getting cheated on i was furious that's fun and i didn't find it out until we like weren't like i remember telling my friend like oh hayley was the best yeah and my friend chris was like yeah i loved hayley and i was like oh you found out like later in life yeah i was like what yeah that's like finding out i wasn't dr vu's favorite patient
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heartbreaking heartbreaking you weren't his little guy her women can be doctors too a woman's place is in the dentist's office you what? A woman's place is in the dentist's office. I want to get that embroidered.
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It's a hernia check. Okay, that's what it is?
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Because I've always, I've done it. I've like held my own balls and turned and coughed and nothing happens to my balls. Well, you haven't had a hernia. Okay, good. But like, does something clear? Yeah, I remember a kid had one growing up. No, but if you have a hernia, do they go like, wow. Yeah, like eyes in like a cartoon.
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And... Wait, who is this? My friend Andrew. And was it a girl? Or a guy? No, no, no. It doesn't matter. The student girl, who's probably our age now, was at a local college and doing a residency or something.
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I feel like he was always, like, I feel like they were, like, bringing a guy to do it if it wasn't a guy.
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He's like, can I see some IDs? And Will hands him his ID. He's like, awesome. Gavin's license had just expired this past month. The guy was like...
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And I was worried I was going to think of something hot. And then when I pulled my pants down, I was going to have a raging boner. That would be awful. It would be the worst thing in the world. I don't think I want to have a raging boner.
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No, no. Doctor ball cupped. He's from Cliff Mixtape. He's from Romania. Doctor ball cupped. Doctor ball cupped.
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and i remember there was one day where i got a physical he held my balls and i went to play golf and he was in the locker room next to me yeah that's weird yeah wait i kind of lost so i'll tell you we're having we i did my checkup yeah my balls were in his hands he washes his hands i leave i go to play golf and then he also goes to play golf got it and we were in the locker room standing next to each other this same day he had held my balls that's funny
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He just touched his actual nutsack on air. That's not true. I was pulling my skims out from my balls.
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Ew. Gross. I forgot we were recording a podcast.
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No, it was just, it was funny to, like, he was so trusting of us. But he was also, like, over the top, like, awesome, man. Don't sweat it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasn't like, oh, okay, that's cool. It was like... Gotcha, pal. Great. Great. Great shot. And then, so we're playing. We had a blast. We meet up with, like, one of the pros was in front of us and played a couple holes with him.
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Like, you knew who the mayor was. Actually, the mayor right now is like a very close friend, family friend. I don't think I've ever known my mayor. Yeah, like when I was growing up, it was right after he moved away.
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Like an old guy. Like my dad's age or something. And we saw him. And I just remember walking. I was like, dad, was that the fucking market master? I just saw his complete ween. Just saw his gooch, man. And it was. And I remember that being like something that I would like bring up for like years. I was like, dad, remember we saw the market master naked?
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It was the coolest thing of all time. It smells good in there.
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actually no i'm kidding okay um did you guys use that as like a form of like flirting you would like oh like the people you like nominate girls that you like yeah nominated like my uncle i think why would you want that i don't know like uncle dave get in there man i want uncle sam to do the fucking ice we're all doing it i got my grandma to do it i remember dunking her like
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And I don't think it changed the flavor at all, but this was like the tradition. Did you ever like sneak a ladle? No, but I remember, like, Grandy would pull up with fucking eight bottles of Jack Daniels.
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She soaked a whole turkey in whiskey.
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And then we just dumped the whiskey out. Do you guys have those friends that... Remember when, like, people figured out you could fry the turkey? Yeah, and then they, like, burned their faces off.
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I remember the first time I'd seen someone do it, like, four or five people, like, narrowly avoided... because no one had any knowledge of how to it's such a large thing to fry if you put it in too fast it like explodes I think the important thing is just to do it in your kitchen No, because then you have like towels and stuff if it makes a mess.
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It was great. Um... the biggest pressure, I don't know if you golf Lauren, but like the biggest pressure in golf is like either joining a new group or a group letting you play through. And now you have to hit your shot in front of them. And, uh, they go like, all right, aim at this point, whatever. We hadn't played the hole yet. And I hit it like well left of that, but not nothing like crazy.
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I saw something where the local fire departments were like urging people to bake their turkeys instead.
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And I think it really stressed him out. Everyone was like, where's the turkey? He's like, I'm fucking... I don't know. It's just like a huge thing to smoke. Working on it. Yeah. So I think this year, I think this year my mom said we have to make Thanksgiving dinner. Actually, she called me about this the other day. I would say no.
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Well, it's because my dad has to be in Boston up until the day of Thanksgiving. Right. And so my mom is there with him. So we don't have any, like she's not gonna be able to prep anything and make it. Like they're gonna have to come up the day of Thanksgiving. Are you just gonna like go find a kitchen that can do it? Are you gonna try and do it? I think me and my brother are gonna...
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and sister are going to try to do it but I have no idea what that is I'm actually kind of excited because it'll be like we'll have like three days of like yeah you're going to have a way better appreciation for your mom I know which is what I'm worried about I know I'm worried that it's going to get to her head oh I was going to say the opposite where you're like now you're going to be I don't know continue I know that she definitely works way harder than anyone gives her credit for and I'm worried yeah
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we find out then we're gonna feel guilty about the way we've acted for the last 25 years yeah so like i don't really want that guilt on my conscience you know i think i'd rather but yeah we're gonna have to figure we're gonna have to figure it out we we do it in florida now and i think people are they've been like experimenting with ways because at some point everyone reaches the point we're just like i don't want to cook anymore
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And like the aunts, it used to be like all the aunts get together and like just figure it out. And then I think it's like, you guys clearly don't appreciate how hard this is, whatever. And then they have to do the, like the kids have to do the dishes after and it's like a whole thing. So they catered it one year. And, like, that really wasn't the same because that feels weird. Yeah.
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And so now, the last couple years, we've been doing it at our aunt's, like, club. And it's, like, a buffet-style thing. Get in, get out. There's a bartender, which is nice.
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Now you get in, get out. It's an excuse. I like... I like dressing up. I think that's fun. And at home, if you're the guy that wears a blazer, everyone's like, hard-o. But if you have to wear a blazer, then you can kind of play it where it's like, oh, I don't want to do that. But in your head, you're like, I get to dress up.
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Yeah, I feel like that's something Sam would wear. And me. Yeah. Because I'm brother. You're slowly turning into Sam with the mustache. I know. I'm worried about the copycat allegations. He was supposed to shave his after the Mets lost. He didn't? He didn't. I've never seen him without a mustache. I know.
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Really? Oh, I forgot you told me that.
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Because in my head, then it's like, if this works out, now Will and I are doing Thanksgiving together. Now Will and I are doing Christmas together. Did you like him? She didn't like him. She got nervous.
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That's a bummer.
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I think they're the exact... 30? No, he's a little older.
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She lives in New York as well. My question to her that I never asked was, how did she know that that was Will's brother? Everyone says he looks just like me. There's no way she would have had... Because Hinge moves fast. He probably is... Cloud Chaser probably is a picture with me. Oh, you think? I get sent hinged things. A lot of guys have pictures with you and I in their hand.
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Yeah, we have seen, yeah. And people will text it to me.
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And it went out of bounds. And then I looked at the guy and I was like, All right. So like, just to clarify, like, this is the aiming point. He's like, yep. And then I hit one that was still like a little bit left of that, but like nothing crazy. And it went like way out of bounds. And I realized that I don't think that was the aiming point. He was just fucking with you? I don't know.
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I've also, yeah. Like you haven't made it. We haven't, we need to have some people start impersonating us. You haven't made it. I have a friend. Until someone's impersonating you. I have a friend from college that's like a girl in Charleston. Yeah. And all my high school buddies in Charleston. She's repeatedly sent me pictures of me and my high school buddy.
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You can find tickets online.com. Where do you think the most playmates are? I feel like we definitely have access to that data. Probably Boston or New York.
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Yeah, Jive Turkey, I think, is a big no-no. But here's my thought. If we pioneer that genre of music. Should I write a Thanksgiving song? Yes, we should do that. And then we could be like, you know, Mariah Carey has made like $100 million off of Christmas music. Yeah, yeah. We could just get a small sliver before everyone else catches on of Thanksgiving music. Because I'm also tired.
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I walked in here the other day. Second Halloween was over. There was Christmas music playing in this office, which I love Christmas as much as the next guy. Yeah. But we have to wait a little bit. Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday.
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I agree. Because you know what? It's all about the fucking gift giving and everyone trying to be so superficial. Yeah. I just want to be a part of it.
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person man i don't want to be a dollar sign on a gift wrap i don't want to be you can ask for for christmas oh my god something big yeah uh my mom sent out that text the other day she said send links my mom said i haven't thought of my mom said no more presents this year and i am pissed wait what i'm not even kidding she was like maybe like this year we just you know we're all grown up now so maybe we don't have to do all the
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presents under the tree thing and i was like bull fucking shit because my sister got until she was 32 and my brother got until he was 30 yeah and so then i all of a sudden because i'm last i get fucked over for nine years of presents you should say i think i should get if i get nine years of presents this nine years for the presents this year then we're good yeah but that is bullshit i'm getting fucking hosed sorry i will i would throw an app the the day that that happens
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I don't know. And then we get up there. I'm like 200 yards out. And he had a friend there who was like partying his nuts off. Yeah. Some of those guys were partying their nuts off. And was kind of chirping in like a fun way. And I hit it to like six feet from like 200 yards out, which was cool. Yeah, I got really nervous and hit it in the woods. Yep.
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I'm going to freak out. I'm going to throw an absolute temper tantrum, and it's going to keep happening. Shoot, my mom was like, I don't even, like, get, like, what, like, what, you got, like, you Legos last year? I was like, yeah, it was awesome. Yeah, it was awesome. I built them. But I want more toys. Yeah. Or, or...
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Now that I'm a little older, that's kind of all I ask for. I set the record yesterday for least times gotten out of bed. Or my personal, my PR. I woke up. We put on... We put on the end of the Patriots game. What are you making that face about? We. Oh, yeah. We. Can we move on? I... I have a girl I like. Is that what you want to hear? That is fucking humiliating. Is that what you want to hear?
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Don't ever say that shit around me again. The girl that smells nice and sleeps in my bed.
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What does she smell like? We wear our PJs. She kind of smells like that candle, honestly.
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Yes. We're texting right now, actually. She smells like Oreos and chocolate.
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Pretty cool stuff. What do you wear? Her PJs? I have multiple sets of PJs. I wear her PJs. They're busting at the seams. And we ordered Kofax burritos. Got out of bed to get those. Ate them. Back in bed.
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So I actually, I only peed once during the day. I literally think I got up less than three times. That's crazy. Or less than four times. Kofax is gas.
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What kind did you get?
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I know. You know what's weird? I can't even really watch football anymore. So I watched a little bit yesterday and for some reason I was, usually it's the highlight of my week. Yeah. I was like, you know what? No. We were watching football and then we were like, I want Survivor. Yeah. And we were like, yeah. Do you have beers yesterday?
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It was nice. Last thing about this girl. Every place I've gone to dinner has been a Lauren recommendation.
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She's knocked every single one out of the park.
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We're at this one place on the top of like a mountain overlooking Los Angeles. We forgot the Dodgers are playing. Yeah. We're sharing this nice romantic moment together. Romantic mother? We were sharing this...
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He just said romantic mother. I'm in love with my mom. Sorry. Fireworks start going off because we didn't know the Dodgers were playing. We thought this is just awesome. And it was great. And then a bunch of fires broke out. Really? I mean, not at the restaurant. People were just setting fireworks. Setting shit on fire. Yeah, apparently it happened right by our house.
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I was, I think, here, but Scott said there were fireworks going off all around our house. And he's a Yankees fan, so he was like, God damn it. I was on the couch with Ty.
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And then the car alarm went off for like 20 minutes. Jesus. I hate car alarm.
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Sometimes. I think you said IMAX.
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They put on the film.
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All right. I'm peeing while you do the roadmap. Sounds good. We have a beautiful episode for you guys today.
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Have you been there? No. So we go to the clam. It's in like Silver Lake. Okay. I think it's technically Quahog. Quahog. Right. Okay. It's in Quahog. It's like that part of town.
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Thank you. That sounds like an ad. It's not an ad. But there also might be a Chubby's ad at this because they sent us products, so maybe that's why.
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and it's like an iconic kind of like yeah like it has like a beachy kind of like hanano feel but it's like yes but it's east side east side well east side and uh uh peter was there joe came joe came brian came and meg came and then uh dude i didn't really know brian but he is the dog He is, dude, he is the dog. He went to Brown.
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Yeah, Will's was – listen, I don't want – they sent – I'm very grateful.
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And it's drying out now. It feels great. It's kind of like an... I wish I didn't say that because now it sounds like an ad. This is not an ad. I was just saying I like them. But there also might be a Trevis ad because... All right. Just go into the pitches.
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People sit in the left lane and they don't get out of it. They think that they can just sit there and just go the speed limit. If you're not passing someone, get out of the left lane.
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I said I love it. He said love it.
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I glub it. I glub it, but here's what I glub about it so much. I will be driving through these parking garages and pull up on three different spots that look open, and there's a fucking Honda Fit there. They're so small, and it looks like there's a spot there. And then I'll be driving, and I go, there must be a Honda Fit there.
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And so I drive past it, but by the time I notice there's no car there, I'm already too far away. With this drone, I would know exactly where it is. I guess it's a well-named car in retrospect.
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It can fit in lots of little things. You know who drives a Honda Fit is our former coworker, Emily Marcus. That is awesome. I just love these moments on podcasts where we get to share fun. I think if you drive a car that is that short, you have to not pull in all the way because I get so excited and I think there's a spot. Stop pulling in all the way, Honda Fitz.
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Dude, I remember one time me and Garrett Kelly were driving to Spanish class in high school. I went to, not to be a braggart, I went to college Spanish class my senior year of high school. Do you have to go to like the local community college? It was College of Charleston. Oh, that's sick. Yeah, so we would drive, we would leave, we had like a free period where we get to leave and go to CXC.
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Did any kids ever be like, party it? I looked so young in high school that I think anyone was like, that would be weird. I would go over to like Paul Whitaker's dorm after. You had like boys at CSU? Yeah, because I was a senior in high school. So the kids who had, my friends in the grade above from high school were like freshmen at CSU. But we, you should have like rushed a fraternity.
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Well, I did do the Model UN at College of Charleston, and I won when I was in high school. They were like, this fucking kid, go back to... Yeah, I think I just tried way harder than anyone.
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Oh, you have to play the way the country would react.
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So like I was, yeah, it was Russia and they are. Yeah. So I just had to be like, that's kind of awesome that you get to argue a point that you don't actually believe. Yeah. It was so much fun. And then I won because I was such an, everyone in my group hated me, but I won.
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It was like effective. But anyway. Did you go, did you walk around campus at all? Yeah, sometimes. Do you think anyone thought you were in college or was like, that's clearly like a. I mean, a year later I was in college. So yeah, I'm sure some people thought. I've seen pictures of you as a freshman in college though. And it's like, that's not a college student. Correct. Yeah.
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There was a kid that I would eat breakfast with at Rollins that I think went to like a localized because he wore like a lanyard with his ID card on it. So it was like, and he looked 14. Yeah. We would eat breakfast next to each other, but like a couple seats away. And I never got the balls to ask him like, how old are you? But I think he was like under 15. Yeah, I definitely looked like that.
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They're... I guess you don't know them. They're friends of Cleveland. Oh, you don't know Cleveland either.
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I was driving my dad's car. My mirror hit the pole. Have you ever like hit just your mirror on something like slowly? It closes.
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I'm telling you, the car mirrors are designed like so that if they just the mirror gets hit, it like instantly crumples in a way that looks like devastating. Look up car mirror crumpling, actually. I've only ever seen this in person and I was blown away.
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See how the glass part is like there's a layer in between it and the actual shell? It's like the actual outside shell completely collapsed in. I don't know. It might be one of those things where, like, you know how in theory, like, if I hit my hand on a desk, like, the atoms could line up and, like, go through? Yeah. Like, you hit it in the perfect way that could never be replicated again.
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Isn't that crazy? They are Gavin's buddies. Yeah. And, you know, like, those... Do you ever, like, hang out with... We might have to take this out, but, like, do you ever hang out with, like, Ivy League guys and, like, never shut up about how they went to, like, an Ivy League school? No. He went to Brown for, like, two years. I felt like he was, like, fine about it, though.
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It was unbelievable. Like, the glass wasn't cracked at all. There was no sign of any damage. My dad never knew. I saw a guy the other day, you know, that, you know, cyber trucks are bulletproof. Really? Yeah.
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Wait, I shot one and I thought it, I killed it. Yeah. Um, apparently they're bulletproof and this fucking, I think, I think anyone owns a cyber truck unless you're a playmate and you're listening and you're in your cyber truck. I think if you own a cyber truck, you're a dork.
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and yeah dorko mode unless unless you're driving and you're being respectful about it i just feel like a lot of these guys got it and they were like shooting arrows at it and like shooting it with guns and stuff to be like this thing's indestructible whatever and i've always wanted it to just go wrong and i watched a video of a guy shoot his cyber truck and the bullet just went through and it was i felt so good about it jesus yeah
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Philip Darling, yeah. What is it?
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Yeah. all righty dude the elections tomorrow and we're shooting this like we video of like the we olympics so we're the two of us are gonna be playing like the we olympics as uh the election because it's the end of the workday here which is like polls close at seven east coast which is like most of the big states so it's like as the big results are rolling in we're gonna be playing uh it's awesome
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Podcast. Anyway. I forgot you do that. Should be fun.
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Who do you think is going to win? I think it's a total toss up, honestly.
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The only one he got wrong was Gore, but he argues that he got it right. Oh, yeah. That's fair. But he said he thinks Kamala is going to win. We'll see.
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I was not even supposed to be on the table. I always wondered, it always feels like the polls are inaccurate because I feel like people are just embarrassed to put them out. No, to say who they would... Oh, yeah. That could be true, yeah. And then they vote differently. But I think that's part of... I think there's a lot more that goes into polling. It's not just they poll X amount of people.
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There's a lot of sampling specific demographics and trying to... I don't know. I don't really understand.
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They pick, like, if you, like, drew, like, a cartoon of a Trump guy or, like, Trump woman, it's, like, what they would look like, and they go in with their buddy, and their buddy's like... Or there's one where it's, like, a guy going in with his wife, and it seems like they're in a horrible relationship, and he's like...
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Yeah, but he's, like... I don't know. He's, like, an aspiring writer. Mm-hmm. And, like, all he talks about is, like, his book. He's, like, the whitest guy of all time. I know. And do you remember, like, those, like, chokers that people used to wear? Like, he, like, wears, like, a red... It's almost like a collar. I guess that's, like, the east side you're allowed to. Yeah. Can you picture that?
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I love it. I think it's funny that it's still expensive, even though we get to make it up. Well, we want to make money off of this, right? Isn't our goal to get the richest guys of all time? Right. Christopher, I love that. I'm a big fan. Here's what I would use it for.
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And I'd be like, no, I need to wear them tomorrow. I want them to fit right. Yeah, I've washed these once since I got them. Some people don't wash their jeans. I mean, it depends what you're doing. Like, if I'm wearing them here for a day, that's not really going to factor into it. Like, I did go out. You got a ring on the side. This? Yeah. This thing?
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I want to go out there more.
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That was there when I bought them. Oh, you know what? It's probably the dip ring.
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Yeah. Like my, all my dad's jeans when we were kids had like a perfect circle that's worn in them. That looks like a stain, but like, I mean, it might be, I bought him like, I bought him like at a flea market and both sides of like a little stain right here. Oh, that's so interesting. Yeah, maybe he had... Maybe it was his, like, his tin. I know.
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I tried to haggle with the guy because of it, and he was like, no, that's part of why they're $35 or something.
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thing it'll it'll like over time like like i keep my breakers in my back pocket and like after a day like my like ass has a ring on it let me see i just i was kidding i really just wanted to see your ass i'm joking should we pitch each other I feel like I'm falling flat today. No, this has been one of the greatest days of my life. I'm actually having a great day. I know, we've had a great day.
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It's like a dog collar. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was bizarre. Stewie came. Stewie came. And then, so Peter's dating this girl named Lois, and she came. Which is kind of an old-time name. Kind of like old-timey. I know. Do you know any Loises?
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I feel like last Sunday, Monday, my head was in a really weird space. I thought that was the worst episode of the podcast that we've ever released, and it did well.
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Nice. I like your office. I have a softball game tonight.
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It's kind of late. Let me think about it. Let me think about it. All right. I'm going to do a head count after this.
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I had several errors.
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Yeah. I always forget that we haven't talked about these because they're right after we record. So it feels like so long ago that it happened. Fielding is hard. That's the only thing that's true. I've been fine batting. I'm just worried that I would get out there and fuck up.
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But they were throwing a lot of strikes, which is like a lot of times if you just don't swing, you're going to get on base because it's really hard to throw a strike in slow pitch.
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Because you have to land it. Anyway. Last game, Joe P. and Matt didn't show up, who are the two guys who have actually played baseball in high school, I think. Wait, T-Bear? Yeah. I didn't even know they had baseball in Canada. They have one team, and he was on it. No, I'm just kidding. They have the Blue Jays. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, yeah.
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wait are you one and one yeah we're one on one i'm just bummed i was very disappointed in my eye it was a chance to step up and it's your fault that you lost no i mean i don't think anyone would think that it was just given that we didn't have our best players i felt like a need to step up yeah and i was also making mistakes so then it was just everyone was kind of yeah hapless it was just a bad i i need to be better and i will
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Okay, that might go then. What? Lauren, you bad?
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I mean, I'm, I wouldn't say I'm like a good player. I'm just saying there's people that have like, like I've like played baseball growing up a little bit and like, yeah.
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Not that good at it. Do you wear cleats? No, I should. That was one of my big faux pas.
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Because I fucking, this is, okay, this was my biggest, probably my dumbest mistake I made that game. Two of the fielding errors were like hard hit balls, like whatever. But I had, I was on first and it was a ground ball to short. And so I'm running a second thinking it's gonna be a close double play. So I'm like hustling. I didn't want to like slide on the, like, I don't know what to like, fuck.
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I don't know. I guess I should have slid, but I just tried to run really hard through the bag thinking that, you know, they wouldn't get me. And then they throw it to anyway, I ran too hard trying to, and they didn't even throw it to second. They just threw it straight to first.
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All right, elephant in the room. We've had the coolest shirts this pod that we've ever had. Agreed. You're still wearing yours today. It's been a day later, and I just couldn't get myself to wear anything else. I almost wore mine again as well. Guys, it's outerwear season. All right, we've made that. We've turned that corner into fall.
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What I like, sometimes with a flannel, for me, I like the way it feels, but I feel boxed in. There's no stretch. This has some give.
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And then Lois matches him, but she wears a green top and white pants. And it's bizarre. It's kind of fun. It is kind of fun.
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And you can get hundreds of dollars. Right. And it helps offset the cost. Like you're like, Hey, I'll host the pregame. I'll buy all the alcohol, take care of everything.
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I do. It's throwing me off, though. All right. Should we do Teach Me Something or This Guy Rocks? Bye.
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You want me to sit over there now? Sure. Sit over there. Sit over there. See ya. Do you guys want to do Teach Me Something or This Guy Rocks?
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Let's take a gander at this here, Will. Pause it. Are you guys familiar with the British horse races? No.
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Really? Yeah. Well, but, yeah. Have you, then, did you say Meg came at the end?
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But yes. So these like very posh British school boys and girls go to the races like every weekend and it seems to be like a great time. Hang, yeah. Great hang. They are some of the most absurd characters I've ever seen.
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They all seem to be unbelievably affluent, and they have very, very posh voices, and they're all getting fucked up, and they're all... This might not be a great example of it, but I've seen different videos in the past. They all seem to be ready to jump each other's bones at the drop of a hat. Hit me. Let's see this one.
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She's the worst. She fucking. Have you met this girl Meg?
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you get you kind of get the gist yeah yeah this is a but it just it sounds like a we should go to that i know like kings of the castle it sounds it it looks like so much fun and i want to go check it out and i just love they all seem to be ready to jump each other ready to jump each other's bones at any moment jump each other's bones what does that mean like attack
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Oh, I didn't think about that. Bleep it. Bleep it. Bleep it. Replace it with. Brian. Greg. Greg. Greg.
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We're ready to lose some money on some horses. We're ready to probably do some drugs. Yeah, I don't... So what's the take on this? Which guy rocks in this scenario? So I actually hadn't watched this one yet. I kind of panicked and I changed mine last moment, but I just love all these people. I know. I do find this a fascinating environment. Yes.
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Like, just, like, every person they cut... You can pause it here. Every person they cut to has more layers and more tweed and more barber jackets on than the previous guy.
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I watch... Is, like... You know those, like... I've been watching Peaky, and they have these, like, really nice fits, and then they have, like, a little metal thing that kind of just... Well, you know what that is? No. Their pocket watch is on the end of that chain. Beautiful. So they pull it out, and they have the time on it. Love that. And then they pop it right back in. Need to bring that back.
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isn't that awesome love that every part of it um i just love these kids they all have mullets i do like they're all so fucking british yeah every school every school they go to sounds like it's out of harry potter yeah are they college students that first year i mean like freshman in college i don't think it's even the same i think it would be like comparing apples and oranges like i think there's a third well there's saying that doesn't exist
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That exists. Comparing apples and oranges? Yeah. Very, very popular saying. Not a saying.
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What are you talking about? Those are completely different things. But like from what I've gathered, I think they're in like a third type of school, like in between what we would consider prep school or high school and a third more sinister level of schooling. Where I think they go from ages 18 to 45, it seems. Interesting. And then they go to college or uni as they call it.
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Kind of like auxiliary. He's kind of the black sheep. They're like their own crew. But Meg, it was like 85 degrees out, and Meg was wearing a pink beanie. Like the girl in Despicable Meal.
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Well, that's what in Spain it was like. Yeah. After sophomore year, you then will go to a new thing. So I think they're at college. Yeah. And then they go to uni after.
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Okay, well, then they were in college before that. Are you sure? I believe so. I thought college is just like a subset of a university.
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Yes, they're at University of Exeter. But I think before that, they're at college. Interesting. Or primary school or something. Primary school is like... Okay, then they're at secondary school. That's like high school. Secondary school is high school. Okay, then they're... Yeah, I don't know. They're somewhere. They're fucking somewhere. All right. And they're all doing drugs. Podcast Cymac?
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Or Motley in a little bit. So this is a friend of mine from college. Well done, Willie. Can you describe for our audio? It's a massive cow playing the guitar. All right, ready?
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This is brought to you by some sort of textbook company.
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Daniel? What's the textbook company called? Harris Phillips? No. No, I think that's President. All right. Oh, I never got to do my pitch. I thought you didn't have one today. No, I do. Wait. I wrote one down in between.
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This is the argument builder. I feel like sometimes I'm... Wait, you did pitch this. I already pitched this?
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Yeah, you did.
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Literally, like, right before my pitch.
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There's a point you're trying to make, and then it finds historical evidence to back up your argument and then, like, shows you a list of people that agree with you in your life. You did this today?
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She's kind of annoying, and they all know that she's kind of annoying. And Meg said something that Peter didn't like, and he grabbed her head and farted on her face. And he said, shut up, Meg. Isn't that insane? Yeah. And then it was, they had like an old-timey jukebox.
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That's crazy. Okay. All right.
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Teach me something.
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We gaslight you. Oh.
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I winked at Lauren. Okay, this is the argument builder. You would plug in the argument you're trying to make. I feel like oftentimes I am pretty convinced I'm right, but I just am not smart enough to tell you why I'm right. You know what I mean? Agreed, yeah. So this would give me...
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like historical evidence that backs up what i'm saying it would also give me like a list of people that i could call on to be like be like fucking lauren agrees with me yep and then she would be in on it there's nothing worse than being argument and being like you know you read it somewhere but then you can't find it agreed yeah agreed yeah uh all right you guys want to know my teach me something teach me something chariots
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Like old Roman chariots influenced the size and shape of the first space shuttle. Isn't that interesting? I'll tell you why. I can't remember who wrote this on Reddit, but thank you for this. The Romans built roads all over Europe, right? And the roads were built for chariots. So they would make these tracks that the chariots could be pulled in, whatever. Yeah.
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They were pulled by two horses side by side. European carriages were built the same width to take advantage of the pre-existing ruts that were made for chariots, right? Yeah. When trains were invented, the tracks were of similar width to take advantage of the existing cart pad cart or sorry, carriage parts. Train tracks in America were made were made the same when cars were invented.
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The width was similar to take advantage of road slash railroad parts. And then tunnels were dug in mountains to accommodate existing cars and trains. All right. The space shuttle needed to move through an existing tunnel to get to the launch pad, so it had to be redesigned to fit. Thus, the space shuttle was influenced by the design of Roman chariots.
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Isn't that interesting? Like butterfly effect kind of thing. A little bit. That's awesome. Wow. I love that. I also saw, and this one was way lengthier, but apparently... Apparently, Franz Ferdinand getting shot in the head can be directly traced to the creation of hentai. Interesting.
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I think the short explanation for it, there was a much lengthier cause and effect, but the short explanation was like, if he didn't get shot, World War I wouldn't have happened, which means World War II wouldn't have happened, and then Japanese people wouldn't have been Americanized by being brought here, and then somehow, somewhere in there, hentai came up.
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And Peter went over and just kept playing this one song. Oh, yeah.
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I was seeing...
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It was like, the bird, bird, bird.
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I mean, not really in that environment, at least. I don't know. Agreed. Apparently, Joe Rogan said that every time he tells that joke on stage, Joe Rogan tells him, like, that's the joke that's going to get you stabbed. And then it ended up being, like, the most trouble he's gotten in was that joke. Yeah, I can't, honestly, like, I just never, I've never loved that guy.
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Oh, well, the bird, bird, bird. Bird is. Have you heard that song?
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It's very, like, shock comedy. I just, I'm just scared of him. I think he's funny. I have nothing against him at all. I wouldn't want to be in front of him because I feel like he would bully me. Agreed, yeah. I mean, he had some funny ones at the Tom Brady one, but agreed.
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That show also scares me. Or not scares me. That show also makes me uneasy because I think anytime people are putting themselves out there and then in front of guys who their job is to take you down when you're doing bad, that makes me sad. I know.
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Yeah. Okay.
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it was crazy they're oh my god their child you guys had a crazy night i feel like whipping out all these all these strange happenings they're well i mean that's quahog right yeah where is this you've never been to quahog no it's like out in the east side somewhere i don't know i don't really know the geography i feel like you're making this up why not i don't trust anything you guys um oh my god they're so you know did you hear us talk about stewie earlier
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uh tommy shelby referenced some like suffragette or something and i like googled her anyway so there was this lady suffragette uh like someone who fights for women's voting like in the early 1900s why'd they name it women's suffrage suffrage is the right to vote no i know but i'm saying like what a horrible word for that yeah it just sounds like suffering yeah like i'm for women's suffrage yeah
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I'm on the podcast right now and we're talking about a word. And I was like, I feel like I know I want to phone a friend here because I feel like I know someone who might know might be able to help. All right. Here's a question. Suffrage is a really weird word for what it means. No. Like, is there some root of suffrage? It's tied to like suffering.
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That sounds awesome. Yeah, they're the best. Awesome. All right. All right, back into the episode. Right. Should we do... Wait, what was your teach me something? Oh, yeah. It was about the 1913 Derby, which was the Epsom Derby.
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So she was a big advocate for women's voting rights. It's crazy how quickly we got off topic just based off that word. I know. That was the word that put us into a tail. Sent us into orbit. Yeah. During the 1913 Derby, Emily Davison, as a large-scale act of protest, runs onto the race course and runs straight in front of King George's horse and gets trampled to death in the middle of the Derby.
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did was was hurt did she was that the goal or do you think it was like to just get smoked uh i don't know what the goal there's been speculation that maybe she was trying to like pin a like woman's suffrage like pin on him or something or maybe she just wanted to get her shit rocked i don't know if she knew she was gonna die but you had to she had to assume there was some possible risk oh but yeah anyway how long after that did they get the right to vote
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That's a good question. Lauren?
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These people who like light themselves on fire and shit.
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But like, like if you want to make a statement to the king back then, you had to, you had to do it at a setting that the king was like at or directly involved. Yeah. And so there were 500,000 people there, including the king and queen. I don't understand the monarchy. I don't understand why anyone there thinks it's a good thing.
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It doesn't make any... I understand it's like the whole thought was like we're like a model for people to like...
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look at as like the perfect family yeah doesn't feel like it should still be around they're also like like i don't i can't speak on the on the ones that are still alive i feel like as families go one of the worst families the british one at least one of the worst yeah ever existed and people are like a lot of like uh uh englishmen what do they call englishmen britons britons but brits include like scottish people and i feel like they hate them as well
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A lot of Brits, like, love them. Yeah, I don't really get it. Even, like, my mom, like, loved, like, Diana and stuff. It's bizarre. Which I guess, like, she was cool. She was cool. But I don't get it. She also... As a whole. She also stole the... He was dating her sister before her.
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Charles. Dating her sister, and she was, like, 12. And she met him when he was, like, 18. I think I did know that. And was obsessed with him. And, like, made it her mission at, like, 12 to marry him. Pulled it off, but... When they're like, God save the queen, I would be like, why do we have a queen?
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What? I always just thought that was bizarre. I agree. I think the whole thing is very strange. I mean, I get like the old... I guess in like the olden times, though, there wasn't as much like group consensus, like the ability to like...
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quahog is like the town they live in the drunken clams the bar they go to peter lois we got your ass i was wondering why you guys kept looking over at me like you never want me to be this you got family guide again get family guide wait we're gonna american dad the shit out of you i haven't seen that one yet really neither we gotta google it so i i wore a scarf to get coffee the other day i can't now i feel like you're fucking with me no no i swear to god
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communicate so widely with other people so it's just a kind of the way that it was and you didn't have enough power to mobilize enough yeah support to change wouldn't you even like to yourself be like fuck those guys yeah i think maybe we might be biased but i think i mean there's a reason i'm american i chose to live here because we're a free country
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They starved my people, so. Yeah, our people. They starved our people. You know about that, Lorne? They starved our fucking people. Isn't that insane? Yeah. Isn't that crazy that they starved our people? No, I meant like how it happened. Like it was so preventive. It wasn't like something bad happened. I feel like, yeah.
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They had the ability to stop stealing the Irish food, and they only left us potatoes. And then when the potato famine hit, what, like two-thirds of people in Ireland died? Yeah. Insanity. Insanity. Sorry, that got kind of dark. Are you sorry, Lauren? Your people did that to us? Are you British?
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Oh, what the hell? They starved your people too?
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He was very, very Irish. And I made a comment kind of jokingly about the potato famine. I also didn't know how bad it was. I thought they just had a bad year and people were pissed. I didn't realize millions of people died. I thought it was just like a funny... I don't know. I just knew the potato famine. Made a joke about the potato famine. Did not land. He said he can't come back for 30 days.
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Did you honor it? Yeah.
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What was funny is he was never there. Yeah. And he didn't tell any of the bouncers. You come back on the 29th day. Nice fucking try. Another 30. All right, guys. Let me introduce you to something that's going to change the way you think about wallets. Meet Ekster. They're cool. They're sleek. They're trackable. This is my favorite feature. Will, ask me to pay for something real quick.
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Pay for something real quick? Oh, yeah. One second. Let me just pull my cards out. Bink. Whoa. Hey. It's like a superhero like shooting a web. With my old wallet, the problem was like if my card was behind my other card, I would panic and I wouldn't be able to get it out in time and I look like a doofus. We had our company credit card on Friday with us. Yep.
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Monday's like, hey, can I get the card back? And I'm like fumbling through. I'm like, oh, like if I'd lost my card, I think I would be fired.
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you can see every single card you have stack they stack so you know which ones it's got a little cash holder right here they're trackable so you can never lose it will lose his wallet all the time not anymore nope extra has completely resolved that issue in my life right now you can get up to 25 off on extra's website and if you use our special code playdate you'll snag an additional five percent off
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I'm not a math guy, but Will, that sounds like 30% off on your next extra wallet. But it's not just about the tech. Extra wallets come with all sorts of cool add-ons from sleek card holders to handy key organizers. It's the perfect combination of form, function, and innovation. And let me tell you, style too. Amen. Will, what's your favorite product? I mean, I'm a big fan of that wallet.
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I just got one myself that I'm starting to use. Couldn't be more of a fan. I also love, for a while, I had that card that's just like a trackable card that you can put in your wallet if you don't have an Extra wallet, which is lame. But if that is where you're operating, it makes any wallet trackable, and it fits right in your card slot.
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Can I show you one more thing for This Guy Rocks?
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This is a band called Riffwood. Okay. And they're like high school kids. Oh, I saw this.
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These kids are fantastic. Unreal. This song, I hope they're releasing it soon, but this song is one of, it actually like, maybe I'm just caught up because it's like recency bias. Yeah. One of the best snippets of a song I've ever heard in my entire life. I agree. I thought this was fantastic. It's like totally my type of music too. Give this a listen.
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That would be a weird, like, that's like not an interesting story. I thought you were going to describe yourself as like Gru or something.
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The little kid in the back makes me so happy. Or they both do, but that kid's facial expression. What a fantastic, like, those kids are surely going to be, like, stars, right? That's fantastic. I hope they release an acoustic version, because they released it with electric guitar, and it was still fantastic, but I liked this harmony.
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Sometimes I've noticed this with, you remember, like, Kodak released, like, ZZ? No. Yeah.
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sometimes when a snippet goes viral it almost fucks you yeah because then it because it doesn't pointed by the rest it's not gonna sound or it's like it just doesn't sound the same as it did that one day hundred percent so i hope i hope these boys don't fall victim to that but riff would love you should we do uh taxes that don't exist things white people like to say or sayings that do exist which is probably the dumbest idea we've ever had
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It is, it's kind of like that, but it's like browns and yellows. So it's like a, it's like a, whatever, a flannel-y scarf. And this was like a, this was like, I thought about it for a couple minutes before I left the house. Like, everyone's going to know I'm not a scarf guy. Like, I didn't really know how to like tie it. Yeah, I can't, I can't picture this at all. I won't lie.
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The early bird catches the worm. Don't put all your eggs in one basket. The grass is always greener on the other side. Don't cry over spilled milk. Don't count your chickens before they hatch. Don't judge a book by its cover. Better late than never. A picture is worth a thousand words. What goes around comes around. You're barking up the wrong tree. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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Cut me some slack.
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These are sayings that do exist.
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I think those are all mine. Yeah, that's all mine too. All right, that was pretty good. Those are sayings that do exist.
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All right. Those were bird noises that don't exist.
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Thank you. Will, we're both white. Yeah, I am. Recently. What are some things that white people like to say? Well, would you look at that? After a line accumulates, white people like to say, it looks like we got here at the right time. That's good. Hey, if you can't beat them, join them. Here comes trouble. Color me impressed. Ayo! Grow up and move out of the house. Any fun weekend plans?
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Get a fucking job and stop living in your parents' house. After a big rain, white people like to say, the plants needed this. Seriously, grow up. This is embarrassing. You got to move out of the house, man. You can't just live with your parents at 25. After handing, like when you're handing an empty plate back to the waitress saying, I did not like that at all.
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Who's a member of the clean plate club? There he is. Get a load of this guy. Calling their college their alma mater. Love that. What does that mean? It's Latin. I don't remember, though. Okay. I think it's like, I went here. Oh, no, no, no. Actually, I know the serious answer.
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Mater is mother, and it's like you would call your... It's something to do with mother, like you're calling your college your mother. Alma means spirit, right? Yeah, fostering mother. I learned that in Latin. You win some, you lose some. Looks like he barked up the wrong tree. Oh, if I got fries for the table, would you guys have some? That's a really good one. Oh, what's up, Beast?
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What's up, Beast? Yeah. We didn't even talk about my big beef. What is it? With JT. Oh, yeah. Lauren, do you know about this? Mm-hmm. Tell the people about it. I think you should answer the call. Basically, I had J.T. Parr, who's a really funny comedian.
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and i wore it under my jacket to get coffee and i don't do hard drugs but it was like how i imagined the like the high that i felt like getting away with it like everyone there to them that's just what i wear yeah i think and i got away with it and i think i'm a scarf guy now it was awesome i
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Very cool that we got to go on their pod and stuff. Then he came on my show, which is also very cool. Very cool is my show. He's running for Burbank City Council.
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And we thought kind of something around his city council race. Evidently, we took it too far. I really honestly didn't think it was in bad taste until I saw how he reacted. And I felt very bad about it. But basically... Yeah, we had his actual... One of his actual opponents for the city council race we emailed.
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They were all serious questions.
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The thought process was like... I think that's what might have set him off. No, he was pissed before he even heard any of the questions. Oh, interesting. It was... And she didn't know, she wasn't prepped on the question. That's, I think he thought that she had an upper hand. No, we told him he knew that too.
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He just, but no, the idea was like the funniest possible thing to do would be to not make it a joke at all.
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And I was like, okay. What do you think he's going to do? So then he puts out a pod clip and he like...
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calls me out and he challenges me to a debate and is basically like i think you should take but he's like come down because i don't want to like i don't want any i like feel really bad about what happened i don't want to like perpetuate any but i think this maybe would set it even because but i don't know why we're debating we agree on a lot of issues i think just well i think he i listen to his podcast he said he'd do any side
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Yeah, so I don't care. I don't see who wants that or who that helps or why that would be a good... I would watch it privately. That's what I'm saying. The people who want to see it are just people who know both of us. I don't think there's a wider audience for that, and I really don't want to perpetuate any... I feel bad about the whole thing, and... Really just want to kind of move on.
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Rather a scarf guy than a barf guy. Right, yes. Fist bump me. I love the way your hands feel. I'm officially... Oh, speaking of, so I was born with the craziest dry hands. You've felt my hands before. Let's go, yeah. You've felt my hands before. I found... I had enough on Friday. I was just tired. I was sick of it, and I Googled, like... You're sick of your hands? Yeah, I want to have soft hands.
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And... Anyway. I don't know. He challenged me to a debate very publicly. But, like... Also, in the clip, he's, like, kind of trashing me for, like... Saying, like, I don't know the issues. And, like... And all of his, like, points he's referencing are, like, a three-minute conversation we had privately in a car ride once.
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Where I was, like, not really, like... I was just... He said, Will... He asked you, like, what you feel strongly about. And you said...
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i said healthcare healthcare and then he said to you why and you said that you had a teacher that said it was important which is not true like that's something he just that was like two things in our conversation that he like put together he was because he asked the issue that i care about i said healthcare and then he said who do you read on the on healthcare i guess i don't really have like an answer to like what specific person i read on healthcare right but i don't think that's a prerequisite for having an opinion on healthcare
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Like, it isn't just like a random person. Heather Cox Richardson, look her up. Like, she's very... Doesn't matter. Point being... I felt like it was a little unfair to put me on blast and accuse me of things based on a two-minute conversation we had. Right. So I was kind of rubbed the wrong way, but I guess I deserved it.
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Yeah, I mean, I guess, yeah. I think I have a solution.
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I think I have a solution. Me and Chad debate. Well, Chad and Strider, like his two compadres, are coming here for a shoot tomorrow. So I am also, back of my mind, like, are they going to try to pull some shit on me? That would be a Skylar move, too. Tomorrow, yeah. Skylar's been trying to stir the pot.
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That's what I worry about.
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It was very, very... Like, I don't think anyone... Unless you were in the room when it happened, like, it's kind of hard to understand.
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All right, should we do taxes that don't exist? Yeah. Let's do it. Okay. These are taxes that don't exist.
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The flush tax rewards peeing and pooping at the same time. You got to chip in a little for every flush. Right. I think you should get a tax break per time you text your mom. Okay. So it incentivizes keeping her in the loop and being like a good son. I think there should be a text on texting. I think there should be a tax on texting.
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Because remember like the old days where it was like you only had like X amount of texts or something?
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I feel like that was such a good like plausible, like if you didn't hear back from someone, you'd just be like...
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he's out of minutes he's out of texts or minutes or whatever and like i kind of want like a i feel like i'm bad at responding to text so i would like to be like sorry dude i was trying to save a dollar it also makes people put it in one paragraph instead of i don't like when people go oh that's kind of my thing i do that too but i don't want to be that guy we can tighten things up agreed
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I want to have soft hands. Better dry than... That's a nightmare thing to become sick of. Agreed. But I was just... Yeah, the thing you can't get rid of. I hate my hands.
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Uh, the, the pants cuff tax, uh, you get tax per time you cuff your pants. So it incentivizes people to wear their pants like adults. Agreed. And I'm a, for the record, I am a person that cuffs my pants and I'm trying to be better about that.
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You're like, why am I hanging out with these people? uh the hot boyfriend tax we tax girls who have hot boyfriends incentivize already you're getting taxed incentivizes people to give normal guys a chance love that love that also also gets back at people that rejected you bug tax it's attacked by bugs taxed by bugs for bugs and it keeps ants out of your house
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okay i like it uh being part of a run club tax yep i'm tired of sick of fucking hearing about it too many people in these run clubs you're taking up the whole road like that if you're in a run club you get taxed five hundred thousand dollars french tax i don't like french words like hors d'oeuvres and je ne sais quoi and shit like that hundred dollars every time you say one straight to the federal government and they're going to misuse it and send most of it to the military
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Good, good. Well, it also makes restaurants who put them on the menu have to put it in English so I don't have to point at the menu and say I want this instead of saying I want foie gras. Don't even get me started on foie gras. Do you know what foie gras from Shrek? I don't even know what it is. Oh. The snap score text. Too many adults are... Too many adults... Text again.
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Oh, too many... Too many... The snap score tax. Yep. I like this. Too many adults still Snapchatting, including myself. I think we need to put it down. We need to go back to texting or calling or something. You get taxed per a thousand points. Your snap score goes up. Big fan of this one. Thank you. Is that it? Yeah, that's all I got. All right. These are sayings that kind of exist.
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No, I'm just joking. An early bird gets the bird. I think that's it. Okay, whose personality are you guys stealing? I'm going to Austin, Texas. Nice. Yeehaw.
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Our friend Caitlin?
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Oh, our invitation must have gotten lost in the mail. Maybe because we just dress like babies. Wait, you're going to have to dress like a baby, too. You're our age.
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interesting okay um pretend i didn't say any of that okay my answer my answer and then we're done is oh i'm just i'm gonna go any guy from seattle i'm trying to wear more layers and more flannel love that all right we love you guys uh oh episode 63 is no 62 62 we never did a thing 62 um george clooney oh 63 all right we're ready for next week closing up all right show me chris pronger
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Yeah. Oh, he's 44. You always put eight. Brandon Montour. There we go. The Kraken. All right. Didn't even come close to spelling. Have a great rest of your week, guys. Look what I look. Taking Dan's word for it. All right. Have a great rest of your week, guys, and a great weekend. We will see you on Wednesday, and we love you. Peace. Bye-bye.
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That is nice. It works great now. It's great. Hell yeah. My hands get sweaty. Yeah. I remember when I was a kid, there were kids in my school with hyperhidrosis. You have permanently sweaty hands. Oh, yeah. People get surgery to get it fixed. Mm-hmm. But I remember talking to this guy, and he had hyperhidrosis, and I had really dry hands.
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And it was one of those moments where we were like, the grass is always greener. He was like, I would kill to have that. And I was like, no, I would kill to have what you have. Yep.
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And you got a boyfriend.
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When I was a kid, a real fear of mine was I couldn't tell my right from my left. Wait, that was the fear? No, no, no. Because of this, I had heard when you get married, you put a ring on their left finger. Okay. And a real thought I had was like, I'm not going to be able to figure out which hand to put the ring on.
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I think I treated them, I disrespected them on accident. How, wait, where in your house were they? Or like, sorry, where on your like, where on your house? Where on your property? There's a trash can with a fire in your living room. You're like, get out.
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Like, slipping cans. No, that literally happened. So, like, I'm trying to remember exactly what we were doing. But we were at home, and we had to walk to, like, the CVS.
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Like he like wins the lottery and he's like, God, this is like pulling teeth. Because he loves it so much. Because he's a dentist.
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And they were like, oh, I'm so sorry, we're not in your way, right? He was like, no, y'all are good, y'all are good. Howdy, neighbors. And they were like, all right, have a good night. You guys don't have a cup of sugar, by any chance.
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But I just felt bad that I... I think that was like a bad Freudian slip. Yeah, that alley is...
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He had created this, like, minefield of, like, half-drank Mountain Dews and, like, pee cups.
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Especially not the pee cup. Yeah. I was saving that. And... Or his Purig. He was giving us, like, the death stare as we were... Like, he had created this nightmare. Yeah. For us. And we were somehow, like, playing... Instead of just, like... I don't want to say like walking through is like trash, but like we were treating it like these were like valuables and like tiptoeing through it.
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And he was just watching like, yes. All right. Hey man, you know, I got a lot of neighbors and a lot of people would be grateful to have as many neighbors as I do. Cause my, my amount of neighbors goes past the amount of housing units. Yeah. So, which to me sounds not fun.
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uh they've been nothing but nice quite honestly yeah i have no i've had not one bad run in with a homeless person even though they're yeah there's definitely a lot of them do you remember the guy at the end of clubhouse when we were younger