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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Well, hello, and welcome to Watch Where Crap Ends, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo we just love to talk about. Emphasis on talk, because we just recorded an incredibly long recap of the Summer House reunion part one. And now we are going to pivot all the way to In the City. My name is Ben Mandelker, and joining me as always is the lovely and hilarious Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie.
How's it going? Hi. Hi, what's up? How are you? Oh, I'm just doing fabulous. Just fabulous.
Chapter 2: What drama does Kenny stir up in the group?
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If you want, if you miss those clips, you want to hear what we have to say. Go check that out. Patreon dot com slash watch what happens. Get access to the video, et cetera, et cetera. And that's let's just dive into in the city. I don't even want to wait anymore. Let's get right into it.
In the city, here we go, everybody. Well, love this show for bringing back my little Trixie monocle.
We've got a lot of... Yeah, yeah, we're out, we're out. It's cold in the street and we're here in the street because we're girls. Girls.
Yeah. Are you noticing all the Trixie music?
Yeah, everywhere. Lots of Trixie music. I also noticed that this episode opens up in a way that like Next Gen New York City does, which is basically Bravo trying to explain wacky New York City to the rest of the country. It's like, look, look at this. There's people on the sidewalk and there's a lady on a bench saying, New York is a hustle, baby. All you do is hustle in the city.
It's like, oh, my God, I had no idea that that was a feature of New York City.
was an odd way i guess are we going to do that now at the beginning of the episodes where we just have someone being like new york is nuts bravo under the ground here bravo's just trying to win back goodwill for new york after they botched the roni reboot they're like no guys for real we could put out good content in the city and truthfully they can and they are with this show and next gen new york city which is coming back very soon
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Chapter 3: What happens at the med spa with Andrea and Lindsay?
Well, no, he does kiss her. He kisses her on the side of the cheek, but he comes in like, he grabs her head, but then kisses her on the side. But he grabs her head in a way of like, baby, let's finally make this happen.
And so she's like, oh, I was like, oh my God, it's happening.
So she says they've known each other through Kyle for a lot of years, and she likes him because he's fun and flirty and messy. She's like, this is fine. I like the short games.
Well, she did have Stravi, let's not forget. And so Gavin's like, I'm just making you laugh.
I love that you get messy.
He's like, I do.
I'm like, we're giggling. And then when we're talking about it, Kenny, like, that was so funny. And I was like, Gavin, yes.
He's like, yeah, just call me Shooter McGavin. That's what they call me. And we see how last week, Lindsay had this interaction with Kenny where she was basically saying to Whitney, like, hey, if you're moving across the country without even a commitment, that's a big deal. And like, Kenny, you should know that. And then Gavin's like, guys, this is now a panel. This is a panel.
And Kenny did not like that.
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Chapter 4: How does Amanda's move impact her relationship with Kyle?
I can't believe we're having pedicures. Isn't this the best? And Whitney is like. why did they give me the junior lawyer in the firm? I want a partner.
It's like, I really wanted to be on TV again, but not this bad.
Like I've been on the bachelor. So like, why are they giving me like the, the JV level reality star of this show right now?
So she's like, yeah, I was like really nice with that girl. But then like, I learned some things about her relationship. I didn't realize, I mean, I thought her and Owen had been together a really long time. Right. But they only started dating in April and he's been in the process of a divorce, you know, and that can linger. And she was saying like, it was amicable. Yeah.
amicable and then cuts to Danielle she's like but then she found out about me and like I think like she's not been as friendly so Kenny's like um so like when did the relationship end and did the next door neighbor come over whenever he wanted like a great sitcom she's like um well I can't really remember exactly but she did tell me that um he had been kind of checked out of that relationship for a while and Kenny's like sounds like overlap stupid woman
So then we go back to Lindsay and Gavin gossiping. And Gavin's like, so what do you think about Danielle's boyfriend? Are you going to get to know him? And she's like, that's kind of weird. I don't even want to know her. So it's weird if I want to get to know him if I don't get to know her. I don't want to know her. Fuck her.
Isn't that the guy wearing an ascot in the opening pictures of this show? Fuck, I cannot take this Owen guy seriously when he shows up in his press photos wearing an ascot. I'm sorry. It killed it for me.
So then Lindsay, then all of a sudden time for a special cameo, everyone. It's Robert, Danielle's ex. He's like, hello. Didn't realize there was a VIP in the house. I'm just like, oh my God, it's Dave from Garfield. So nice to see you. He's like, great to see you too. And he is the head chef at Rocco's and Gavin's like, Like, wow, you didn't know that Robert worked here? That's crazy.
And so Gavin's like, okay, Lindsay, whose side are you on, Robert or Danielle's? I mean, this guy really is messy. Wow.
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Chapter 5: What challenges does Kenny face in his new relationship?
It's time for a commercial.
It's time for a crappin's commercial. We go back to Kenny and Whitney and Kenny is like, you know what? It's wild to me.
No offense, Natasha at Wells Fargo.
I don't do my banking so I can take all the shots I want. No offense to our business account manager, Natasha at the Wells. So Kenny is like, God, Whitney, it's wild to me. We've got Danielle that's dating a guy and the guy is still married. Lindsay, who had a baby with a guy after two months, slut. And then Lindsay's interrogating me about us moving in together after hanging out for a year.
and her and gavin were like laughing and making a joke of what i was like going through with my mom first of all she didn't interrogate you she said wow that girl's moving here for you after just this short amount of time don't it up because that's a serious thing for a woman and now you're freaking out and now you're going to bring up your mother's death to use as a weapon against everybody else that's really classy dude
Yeah, exactly. And as our note taker, Shelby, noted that he couldn't even say that we dated for a year. He was like, we just hung out for a year. So how serious is this?
Because they didn't. They've only been together for like a month. That was the point. He was like, yeah, well, that was why he's mad. Because they started dating, but then his mom, I guess he explains this later, his mom was going through stuff. And he's like, yeah, it was one of the stages of grief. And that's what Gavin was making fun of him.
He's like, yeah, you know, the stages of grief, denial, anger, fucking around, you know, sleeping around with people and they laughed and now he's all offended.
He's all offended. And it was actually Gavin was just making a very benign joke, I think. And McKinney is very sensitive about like being labeled a fuckboy because that's what fuckboys do. They're very sensitive about their image because in order to engage in their in the fuckboy sciences, you have to maintain a certain image of yourself.
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Chapter 6: How does Danielle react to the comments about her relationship?
Lindsay was such a monster. There she was recruiting minions. Why aren't you being my minion? I love that logic there.
But I love that Lindsay pinpointed this guy as a douche the second she met him. And she's like, oh, wow, this girl's moving. First of all, the girl's moving all the way over here to be on TV. Come on. So let's call it like it is. But Lindsay is like, she's moving all this way. So that's pretty serious. You better treat her right. And he's taking it this way, and the girl's all offended.
Like, oh, my God, I can't believe that this woman is talking about my relationship. She doesn't know my relationship. Like, Whitney gets all defensive. And then they show, like, coming next week, Whitney being like, well, I told him, like, I moved all this way for you, and I can move out just as easily. I'm like, see? See, dummy?
Yep. Yep. So Kyle's like, oh, Gavin is used to Kenny being in a relationship, but he's, he's like, he's used to Kenny probably being in like a bad relationship where he's like unhappy. And like, Gavin's there for him and like, yeah, let's have a boy's night. But I don't think Gavin's used to Kenny being in a relationship where he's happy. And I think that's like what we're dealing with here.
And Gavin feels like he's about to lose his boy. Like that may be true, but I still think that Kenny is the one who's really in the wrong here. So Kenny is like, well, maybe I'm being overprotective, overly sensitive. It's a real possibility, you know? And Andrea's like, yes, always defend your woman. He's like, yeah. And then Kenny is like, yeah, I mean, Lexi's been great, by the way.
She loves Lexi. Lexi's been like, so nice. Look, they're even having a dinner right now. And it got to Lexi and Whitney trying to shoot a scene. And there's some New York City emergency that's happening across the street. It's like fire truck after fire truck. And Lexi's like, so how are you feeling? I mean, moving in together, that's a big stop. Like, you can't even shoot a scene.
It's like, oh, my God, there's, like, so many Vineyard Drugs here. This is, like, crazy. Like, are we even supposed to do... I mean, welcome to New York, I guess, right?
God, New York, home of like fire emergencies. So it goes back to boys night. And Kenny is like, you know, we're going to do a kind of welcome to New York party. Yeah, we're going to throw it at a place that people hop on a train and leave New York to go to the suburbs for. It's like Grand Central. So I hope you guys come to it because, you know, we're boys. We spend time together.
I want to feel comfortable and welcomed by this group.
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Chapter 7: How do Lindsay and Georgina navigate motherhood?
She eases our woes, it's Melissa St. Rose.
She's the lady of the house, it's Rachel Sherouse. There's a chance of meatballs, it's Rebecca Cloud. She's our princess, it's Rebecca Prince.
She's the queen bee, it's Sarah Lemke. We cannot tell a lie, it's Sarah Talafson. Shannon, out of a cannon, Anthony. Please don't stop, it's solely in pop. Let's take off with Tamla Plain. Strike a pose, it's Tori Rose.
She ain't no shrinkin' Violet Couture. We love you guys.