Gene Simmons
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Podcast Appearances
But your mom's around. Yeah, she's around.
But your mom's around. Yeah, she's around.
But your mom's around. Yeah, she's around.
Judy. Oh, yeah. Say hello for me.
Judy. Oh, yeah. Say hello for me.
Judy. Oh, yeah. Say hello for me.
Yeah, that's right. Yeah. I don't know. I'm going to hell anyway. Tell me about the... Yeah, so one of the first times... I go to collect, and I had one of those stupid hats with the earmuffs, you know, you put it all, but if you do it up there, it pushes your ears out like, you know, airplane wings or whatever. So your ears are like that, like a knucklehead.
Yeah, that's right. Yeah. I don't know. I'm going to hell anyway. Tell me about the... Yeah, so one of the first times... I go to collect, and I had one of those stupid hats with the earmuffs, you know, you put it all, but if you do it up there, it pushes your ears out like, you know, airplane wings or whatever. So your ears are like that, like a knucklehead.
Yeah, that's right. Yeah. I don't know. I'm going to hell anyway. Tell me about the... Yeah, so one of the first times... I go to collect, and I had one of those stupid hats with the earmuffs, you know, you put it all, but if you do it up there, it pushes your ears out like, you know, airplane wings or whatever. So your ears are like that, like a knucklehead.
And I go to collect it from Mrs. You know what? I was about to blur her name because I always remember. And she was an unhappily married, very young, hot as a pistol woman. And she was home alone. I don't know where the guy was or anything, but it's Friday night after school. And I'm going to collect $3.75. I'll never forget it for the full week's newspapers. And I walk up, hi, it's Gene Klein.
And I go to collect it from Mrs. You know what? I was about to blur her name because I always remember. And she was an unhappily married, very young, hot as a pistol woman. And she was home alone. I don't know where the guy was or anything, but it's Friday night after school. And I'm going to collect $3.75. I'll never forget it for the full week's newspapers. And I walk up, hi, it's Gene Klein.
And I go to collect it from Mrs. You know what? I was about to blur her name because I always remember. And she was an unhappily married, very young, hot as a pistol woman. And she was home alone. I don't know where the guy was or anything, but it's Friday night after school. And I'm going to collect $3.75. I'll never forget it for the full week's newspapers. And I walk up, hi, it's Gene Klein.
I was Gene Klein then. Collecting blah, blah, blah. She said, come on in. So I walk in the door and you just smell the pheromones and she comes out in a nightgown. A see-through. And I'm going, ooga, ooga. You know, see the headlights and and you see it all happening. And she's You know, makeup, everything, she's all alone in her house.
I was Gene Klein then. Collecting blah, blah, blah. She said, come on in. So I walk in the door and you just smell the pheromones and she comes out in a nightgown. A see-through. And I'm going, ooga, ooga. You know, see the headlights and and you see it all happening. And she's You know, makeup, everything, she's all alone in her house.
I was Gene Klein then. Collecting blah, blah, blah. She said, come on in. So I walk in the door and you just smell the pheromones and she comes out in a nightgown. A see-through. And I'm going, ooga, ooga. You know, see the headlights and and you see it all happening. And she's You know, makeup, everything, she's all alone in her house.
It must have been drinking, I guess, because she was very free with her words and her voobah. And she kind of slinkered over, snake-like. And I was always big for my age, so I didn't look 13. I must have looked 16. It's funny, I was always invited to the sweet 16 parties. And since I didn't drink, I'd wait for all the guys to get bonkers and just... Mount the girls that were left.
It must have been drinking, I guess, because she was very free with her words and her voobah. And she kind of slinkered over, snake-like. And I was always big for my age, so I didn't look 13. I must have looked 16. It's funny, I was always invited to the sweet 16 parties. And since I didn't drink, I'd wait for all the guys to get bonkers and just... Mount the girls that were left.
It must have been drinking, I guess, because she was very free with her words and her voobah. And she kind of slinkered over, snake-like. And I was always big for my age, so I didn't look 13. I must have looked 16. It's funny, I was always invited to the sweet 16 parties. And since I didn't drink, I'd wait for all the guys to get bonkers and just... Mount the girls that were left.