Gene Simmons
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There's one movement you can make with your hand. Done. I figured out all men. No, soft, fast, too slow, too fast. And also to unlock the honeypot. The best you can hope for is to start spelling the alphabet. A, B, C. Oh, she likes the C. Okay, there's it. Every girl's different.
There's one movement you can make with your hand. Done. I figured out all men. No, soft, fast, too slow, too fast. And also to unlock the honeypot. The best you can hope for is to start spelling the alphabet. A, B, C. Oh, she likes the C. Okay, there's it. Every girl's different.
There's one movement you can make with your hand. Done. I figured out all men. No, soft, fast, too slow, too fast. And also to unlock the honeypot. The best you can hope for is to start spelling the alphabet. A, B, C. Oh, she likes the C. Okay, there's it. Every girl's different.
Well, it's worth noting that the two original guys who did partake... We're in and out of the band three times and then eventually out of the band. You can't be an Olympic athlete or a football player in something and be high. It doesn't work.
Well, it's worth noting that the two original guys who did partake... We're in and out of the band three times and then eventually out of the band. You can't be an Olympic athlete or a football player in something and be high. It doesn't work.
Well, it's worth noting that the two original guys who did partake... We're in and out of the band three times and then eventually out of the band. You can't be an Olympic athlete or a football player in something and be high. It doesn't work.
Now, conceptually, I could almost understand the idea of using crack or whatever the hell people call it, if it makes your schmeckle bigger or if you get richer or better looking or live longer or, you know, whatever those things are. None of that happens. In fact, it costs money. And if you drink enough, your schmeckle won't work. There's guaranteed you're not going to say anything bright enough
Now, conceptually, I could almost understand the idea of using crack or whatever the hell people call it, if it makes your schmeckle bigger or if you get richer or better looking or live longer or, you know, whatever those things are. None of that happens. In fact, it costs money. And if you drink enough, your schmeckle won't work. There's guaranteed you're not going to say anything bright enough
Now, conceptually, I could almost understand the idea of using crack or whatever the hell people call it, if it makes your schmeckle bigger or if you get richer or better looking or live longer or, you know, whatever those things are. None of that happens. In fact, it costs money. And if you drink enough, your schmeckle won't work. There's guaranteed you're not going to say anything bright enough
to the chick you're with. She's judging you, remember, trying to figure out if you're worth her time. You may throw up on her shoes that she just bought for the date, and if she lets you get close to her, Your equipment's not going to work if you drink enough. Oh, by the way, the next day you'll have a headache and you'll be, what the hell? What's that? Yeah, it's a terrible sales pitch.
to the chick you're with. She's judging you, remember, trying to figure out if you're worth her time. You may throw up on her shoes that she just bought for the date, and if she lets you get close to her, Your equipment's not going to work if you drink enough. Oh, by the way, the next day you'll have a headache and you'll be, what the hell? What's that? Yeah, it's a terrible sales pitch.
to the chick you're with. She's judging you, remember, trying to figure out if you're worth her time. You may throw up on her shoes that she just bought for the date, and if she lets you get close to her, Your equipment's not going to work if you drink enough. Oh, by the way, the next day you'll have a headache and you'll be, what the hell? What's that? Yeah, it's a terrible sales pitch.
So when I was 13, I'd be invited to sweet 16 parties because I was always taller and all that stuff. And, you know, they'd have spin the bottle and all that stuff and rub two sticks together and start a fire, see what I just did there. Kids didn't have no idea what spin the bottle is. That was a big thrill.
So when I was 13, I'd be invited to sweet 16 parties because I was always taller and all that stuff. And, you know, they'd have spin the bottle and all that stuff and rub two sticks together and start a fire, see what I just did there. Kids didn't have no idea what spin the bottle is. That was a big thrill.
So when I was 13, I'd be invited to sweet 16 parties because I was always taller and all that stuff. And, you know, they'd have spin the bottle and all that stuff and rub two sticks together and start a fire, see what I just did there. Kids didn't have no idea what spin the bottle is. That was a big thrill.
And see, you're not allowed to laugh at that because now you're a cis.
And see, you're not allowed to laugh at that because now you're a cis.
And see, you're not allowed to laugh at that because now you're a cis.
It's fine. I don't care. I don't give a fuck either. And then what happened was... I would wait until the end of the night when the guys were drunk and passed out and like a vulture swoop in and take any chick. Because they were all drunk and passed out on the floor.
It's fine. I don't care. I don't give a fuck either. And then what happened was... I would wait until the end of the night when the guys were drunk and passed out and like a vulture swoop in and take any chick. Because they were all drunk and passed out on the floor.