George Janko

He's like, wait, what?

He goes, oh...

I could never, and this is what got me.

He goes, I could never ask her to do that.

It would feel so unsafe for her.

And as soon as he said the word unsafe, in my brain, I said, wait a second.

She spends her life with me.

She makes me a meal.

She sacrifices everything.

She puts this, this is a roof, but she makes it a home.

My kids are going to depend on her.

Everything that I do is for her.

And then right before I make a promise to God, her father, and her, I say, hey, could you sign this piece of paper?

Because all that pile of dirt over there that I would set on fire for you, I want to make sure that if you piss me off, that I could walk away and grab all of that.

And in my brain, I go, oh, I just literally told God that all this materialistic things is worth more than his daughter.

Right.

And so I said, fuck my dog.

I'm sorry.

I'll cut that out.

you just beep it but that's how I really felt I meant to say forget all that BS and I went up to her and I said hey by the way we're not doing that prenup thing and bro she cried that broke me dude because then I realized like dude a girl's not gonna be like yeah no I totally feel unsafe and I'll definitely sign thanks so much for that like it's such a shitty thing that like us guys we like sidestep