Gerard Waitley

Are you prepared to accept that he just made a one-off mistake?

No.

No, I'm not.

He's got me on the wrong day to be doing this.

He is hard on me.

He's harder on me than you.

He goes after me regularly, and I just have to accept it.

He's brutal.

Brutal.

And on this occasion, unacceptable, John.

You are my Porky Chop of the Week, and you will be having a spell from our show.

You will be having a spell from this show.

Don't you dare bob up anywhere else in the meantime or it could get doubled.

And for now, we are going to leave the slot open because George from Coleraine is desperate to become the Thursday regular.

And I'm not saying he's got the job, but right now you're on probation.

Porky Chop of the Week.

I don't think that's enough.

I think we have to take his mobile phone away from him as well.

So, Marissa, if you are listening, or Alfredo, if you're in the area of Epping, can you drive over there and take Johnny's phone off him?

Hey, listen, just talking about things that have happened in the last 24 hours, I want to play this because this was you and Ray last night, but there's a deeper issue at play here.