Gia

Hi, Jessica Pumpernickel and fellow lesbian Kathy. This is Gaytria Gia calling from New York. I have to say I've always had it with the monthly baby updates on Instagram. And the moms will be like Braxton is three months old. He likes to smile, make eye contact and poop in his diaper. Yeah.

like no shit it's a baby like those are all developmental milestones like that's what it's supposed to be doing don't get me wrong like i'm glad that your baby is on track and nothing's wrong but they act like that their baby is the first to do it and especially when the baby like first comes out why are you telling me it's stats Why do I need to know how long it is?

What am I supposed to do with that information? You sound like you're announcing it at a WWE match. Like, in this corner, weighing in at 7 pounds, 6 ounces, 19 inches long. Brinley! Be so serious.

I saw her biceps the other day.

100%.

Wow.