Gilbert Cruz

And sneak around that final turtle, and you grab a key in the shape of the letter S. You beat your feet back up the tunnel before any of those turtles wake up.

You have returned to the treasure room.

You see a tunnel that leads east.

Not much choice here.

Let's go east.

I'm glad you're in agreement.

You go east.

You emerge onto a ridge overlooking a vast, extremely detailed, very expensive-looking world.

Right there in front of you is a sphinx with the body of a lion, the wings of an eagle, and the motion-captured head of an A-list Hollywood star.

Which one?

Robert Pattinson.

From a chain around its neck hangs a key in the shape of the letter X.

If you wish to take my magic key, you must answer two out of the three of the questions I will ask to thee.

Question number one.

Death Stranding 2 on the beach features the reemergence of what reality-warping bad guy named after an elementary particle?

Correct.

The Sphinx bellows out.

I hope we all have our speakers cranked as high as possible.

Question two.

What Philadelphia Eagles running back is pictured hurdling another player on the cover of EA Sports' Madden NFL 26?