Gina Grad

Joints with a Z. Joints with a Z. That's right.

How many times will that get seen?

Yeah.

Just do the math, people.

That was super funny.

Cheech is solo shit.

Chong's underground shit.

How often do you think those movies are seen sober by people?

What if he was on and was postponed because of the whole Sony thing?

Yeah, but still.

Yeah.

He is drunk. That kid is wasted. It doesn't get cuter than that, but every single person was like, is that a hostage video? Is he blinking Morse code? I am safe. Hello. Greetings. My captors are treating me well.

Two to the list. Should we refresh some things on the list? Oh, for sure. We're doing the list first. List first, Gina Grad. And then I will tell you, I sat around last night and I thought I'm going to add two to this list. It's an ample list, so strap in. Here we go. Over the years I've prepared a list of things I want to do before I die. Have my hands registered as weapons. Get kicked out of a casino for winning. Jump into a body of water with a knife between my teeth. Ha!

Se on tosi mukavaa, jos se on oikeastaan oikeastaan mukava.

And crack up the conga guy, whose relationship with English is a little tough, so it's hard to get the jokes across. You know who might be closer to that goal than you? Jeff Cesario. He played the conga. Put my hand over the mouth of a beautiful woman to stop her from screaming and alerting the bad guys. Get shot at and brush it off saying, I ain't got time to bleed.

Yep. It's good.

Stop a crime by throwing something. A guy steals a purse and starts running. I throw a can of corn, football style, and knock him out. Track someone. I dismount my horse, then do that low squat. You blaze path track someone? No, this is part of it. Where I pick up a clump of dirt, let it sift through my fingers. That's how he's tracking me. I'm thinking when I'm tracking somebody. Hawk a championship belt or Super Bowl ring at a pawn shop when I hit rock bottom.

That's doable. You can cross someone off today.

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Yeah. Yeah.