Gina Hyena

I'm not even goth. I just dress like this because my ex used to hit me. Every once in a while, I have somebody come out after the show and be like, that's awful. You don't deserve that. And it's just like, get to know me better, you know? It's... It's my fault. It's totally my fault. Not just because I talk back, but it's my fault because I dated a pimp for four years.

I'm not even goth. I just dress like this because my ex used to hit me. Every once in a while, I have somebody come out after the show and be like, that's awful. You don't deserve that. And it's just like, get to know me better, you know? It's... It's my fault. It's totally my fault. Not just because I talk back, but it's my fault because I dated a pimp for four years.

I'm not even goth. I just dress like this because my ex used to hit me. Every once in a while, I have somebody come out after the show and be like, that's awful. You don't deserve that. And it's just like, get to know me better, you know? It's... It's my fault. It's totally my fault. Not just because I talk back, but it's my fault because I dated a pimp for four years.

Yeah, that should have been a fling. My dumb ass tried to turn a trap house into a trap home. It's... Yeah, calm down. He wasn't black, Texas. It was... I'm Italian. I couldn't do that to my Italian family, you know? Like, I could take a criminal home, but I'm not going to push it. It's... It is embarrassing. He was half Italian, half Jewish. Perfect crossbreed for a pimp.

Yeah, that should have been a fling. My dumb ass tried to turn a trap house into a trap home. It's... Yeah, calm down. He wasn't black, Texas. It was... I'm Italian. I couldn't do that to my Italian family, you know? Like, I could take a criminal home, but I'm not going to push it. It's... It is embarrassing. He was half Italian, half Jewish. Perfect crossbreed for a pimp.

Yeah, that should have been a fling. My dumb ass tried to turn a trap house into a trap home. It's... Yeah, calm down. He wasn't black, Texas. It was... I'm Italian. I couldn't do that to my Italian family, you know? Like, I could take a criminal home, but I'm not going to push it. It's... It is embarrassing. He was half Italian, half Jewish. Perfect crossbreed for a pimp.

Strong backhand, but fiscally responsible. Embarrassing. Embarrassing to hold it down for a cheap criminal. Embarrassing to waste your 20s, your tight skin, your youthful outlook. Date a guy that hits you when he didn't even play for the NFL. When I meet young girls, I tell them, date an athlete, just don't take the elevator. Thank you, guys.

Strong backhand, but fiscally responsible. Embarrassing. Embarrassing to hold it down for a cheap criminal. Embarrassing to waste your 20s, your tight skin, your youthful outlook. Date a guy that hits you when he didn't even play for the NFL. When I meet young girls, I tell them, date an athlete, just don't take the elevator. Thank you, guys.

Strong backhand, but fiscally responsible. Embarrassing. Embarrassing to hold it down for a cheap criminal. Embarrassing to waste your 20s, your tight skin, your youthful outlook. Date a guy that hits you when he didn't even play for the NFL. When I meet young girls, I tell them, date an athlete, just don't take the elevator. Thank you, guys.

Oh, great. I haven't been here. This is awesome.

Oh, great. I haven't been here. This is awesome.

Oh, great. I haven't been here. This is awesome.

I've been in Philly. I live in New York now. I've been doing shows in San Diego, Albany. It's been fun.

I've been in Philly. I live in New York now. I've been doing shows in San Diego, Albany. It's been fun.

I've been in Philly. I live in New York now. I've been doing shows in San Diego, Albany. It's been fun.

I mean, just trying to get into comedy. I got to get more online. So this is awesome to be here. It's awesome to see you guys in this. This is fucking fantastic.

I mean, just trying to get into comedy. I got to get more online. So this is awesome to be here. It's awesome to see you guys in this. This is fucking fantastic.

I mean, just trying to get into comedy. I got to get more online. So this is awesome to be here. It's awesome to see you guys in this. This is fucking fantastic.

Trying to write, trying to bring it more to life. That's all true. Didn't you live here for a while? I did. I lived here 2018 to 2020. So I moved down here out of the blue. That was actually because when I was dating that guy, some shit got hot, allegedly. And I moved to Texas, didn't know anybody. And then I started comedy a year later because I was like, nobody knows me.

Trying to write, trying to bring it more to life. That's all true. Didn't you live here for a while? I did. I lived here 2018 to 2020. So I moved down here out of the blue. That was actually because when I was dating that guy, some shit got hot, allegedly. And I moved to Texas, didn't know anybody. And then I started comedy a year later because I was like, nobody knows me.