Glennon Doyle

He was, we're definitely not supposed to have favorites, but one of my all-time favorite kids.

He had barely any English.

So.

Valentine's day, he comes in, he walks up to my desk and he says, Miss D present.

And he's wrapped it with the construction paper from our classroom.

So it's all like smushed up.

And so what you need to know real quick about Oscar is that he had an older brother who I loved so much and was only a few years younger than me.

He was gang involved, had some stuff going on.

But you would take such good care of Oscar and like bring him to school.

Oscar was always stealing shit from his brother.

So I opened this construction paper present and it's this very thick gold chain, like a rope gold chain, like heavy, heavy, heavy gold chain.

And it has this huge medallion on it.

And the medallion says, number one,

Sex machine.

Number one sex machine.

Okay.

Now he, Oscar, I'm looking at this gold chain.

Oscar is looking up at me with the most sweet.

I mean, just precious.

Like she's going to love this.