Glennon Doyle
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She probably loves gold.
The more gold, the better.
He doesn't know what the hell this thing says, right?
She loves letters.
She likes numbers.
She likes letters.
Right.
So then Oscar says, are you going to wear it?
Exactly.
Nobody looks at Oscar's eyes and says, no, I'm not wearing this.
So I did walk from my classroom down to PE and then to the cafeteria with
My teacher dress on, my little ducklings behind me, Oscar proud as shit with a gold chain that says number one sex machine through an elementary school.
Okay.
And, you know, the teachers who are my friends in the hallway were looking at me like huge eyes.
And I was just like dagger eyeing them.
Like, I dare you.
You just, just look away.
Just look away.
They knew it was true.
And the irony of number one sex machine being my gift.