Grace Kuhlenschmidt

So this morning, for example, I was at a diner. I know what I want. It's going to be two eggs scrambled, sausage, potatoes. But it was 1130, so I was seriously tempted to get a chicken Caesar wrap. And that's basically exactly what you do.

That's a really bad sign.

That's a really bad sign.

So despite that being their only job, the polls can't tell us who is going to win. Fortunately, there is someone who has called nine out of 10 of the last elections using a system of 13 questions about the economy and the electorate.

So despite that being their only job, the polls can't tell us who is going to win. Fortunately, there is someone who has called nine out of 10 of the last elections using a system of 13 questions about the economy and the electorate.

So how did you settle on 13 keys?

So how did you settle on 13 keys?

Or why not 15?

Or why not 15?

So, Alan, what is your prediction for this election, 2024?

So, Alan, what is your prediction for this election, 2024?

That's cool. Alan's track record is solid, but he did make one oopsie in 2000.

That's cool. Alan's track record is solid, but he did make one oopsie in 2000.

So your system works perfectly, unless someone is stealing an election.

So your system works perfectly, unless someone is stealing an election.

Thank God that won't happen, right? Right?

Thank God that won't happen, right? Right?

And Amy has been amazingly accurate in some of her predictions, like naming the exact date that Joe Biden stepped down.

And Amy has been amazingly accurate in some of her predictions, like naming the exact date that Joe Biden stepped down.

That's fair, that makes sense actually.