Grant Elliott aka The Hairy Jav

At the back of his testicles getting rearranged by Dale Stain at the Basin Reserve when he scored that 100.

In 2012, was it?

Yeah, and it kind of makes sense that he's reinvented the box because I think in terms of cricket kit,

Bats have advanced so far in the last 20, 30 years.

So has pads, gloves.

Every piece of equipment seems to have been developed to the nth degree except the box.

Well, look, I don't blame it for being cracked because it would have been that box.

It would have been that box.

Like, he's a Gray-Nichols man, isn't he?

And that's a Gray-Nicks box, which to me looks almost like a woman's box, to be honest.

It's flat.

And I don't understand the point of a box unless it's protecting you because every time you get hit in the balls,

it hurts like, fuck, you drop to the ground.

I was like, that to me means that it's not working.

Oh, yes.

Ross Taylor.

It happened to Ross Taylor too.

It seems to me it's the most vulnerable part of a male's body because, first of all, they're quite alien looking.

They're quite alien looking, like the testicle.

Everything else around the body is kind of normal.