Grant Elliott aka The Hairy Jav

The whole box technology, the whole thing was faulty.

There was something missing because every time someone got hit in the nuts, they went down like a sack of shit and it just didn't make sense.

So we came up and I mean, you guys are smarter than us.

So you've actually come up with something that works.

Ours was called the box anchor, which was a box that went under the goosh and plugged into the anus.

So you anchored it into the anus.

So it gave you like a rigidity.

So it wouldn't go back onto your nuts.

So your anus would take the impact for the shockwave.

It would come in and it would go into your butt.

And so we tried to get some funding, some early kind of funding for it.

Vittori said he would pay us 20 grand for R&D.

We never saw that money, by the way.

Never saw that money.

But then we pivoted as well to turning the box anchor into a communication device in which you could send pulses through the plug to the player.

Match fixing.

Match fixing.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, we're thinking more just strategy, but yes, match fixing as well.

So you could say, you know, just walk onto your stumps as six pumps.