Grant

At only a few weeks of age, a kitten's bones have not yet hardened.

They are extremely soft and springy.

In fact, if you take a week old kitten and throw it to the floor, it will actually bounce.

We do not recommend that you try this at home.

The kitten may bounce under the furniture and be difficult to retrieve.

Totally.

As well as covered in unsightly household dust.

However, the flexibility of the kitten skeleton means that the bones are gently warped at this early age, and they can be molded into any desired shape.

At Bonsai Ken, we achieve this by placing a kitten into a rigid vessel soon after birth.

The kitten essentially grows into the shape of the vessel.

Once the cat is fully developed, it is removed or the vessel broken to remove it, producing a lovable furry pet you've always wanted, but it remains in the shape you've always dreamed of.

I mean, also just like, it's like, yeah, you ever see a cat smush its face up against something?

That's what it looks like.

It's like, the cat's fine.

The cats are weirdos.

Yeah.

Yeah.

There was something kind of nice over like, if you wanted to see this shit, you would go to cruel.com.

Yeah.

You would actually like, you had to go to rotten.com.