Greg Fitzsimmons

And how are they not dead? I mean, how do they protect themselves?

Do you know that? Oh, okay.

Do you know that? Oh, okay.

Do you know that? Oh, okay.

It's like the bottom half is one animal and the top half is another animal.

It's like the bottom half is one animal and the top half is another animal.

It's like the bottom half is one animal and the top half is another animal.

I don't know how you mix. Forest giraffe. How do you mix with a giraffe? Because how do you fuck it if you're another animal? Well, you have to do another giraffe. Yeah. Yeah. That's why they don't mix with anybody. Giraffes do the fucking.

I don't know how you mix. Forest giraffe. How do you mix with a giraffe? Because how do you fuck it if you're another animal? Well, you have to do another giraffe. Yeah. Yeah. That's why they don't mix with anybody. Giraffes do the fucking.

I don't know how you mix. Forest giraffe. How do you mix with a giraffe? Because how do you fuck it if you're another animal? Well, you have to do another giraffe. Yeah. Yeah. That's why they don't mix with anybody. Giraffes do the fucking.

I just saw a video on the Internet of sloths having sex. How was it? Well, it was as exciting as you would think. It was like, first of all, like the mating call, like the female was like a mile away. And it was like this little, like this little noise. And he just perks up. He goes racing down the tree, which takes like a day.

I just saw a video on the Internet of sloths having sex. How was it? Well, it was as exciting as you would think. It was like, first of all, like the mating call, like the female was like a mile away. And it was like this little, like this little noise. And he just perks up. He goes racing down the tree, which takes like a day.

I just saw a video on the Internet of sloths having sex. How was it? Well, it was as exciting as you would think. It was like, first of all, like the mating call, like the female was like a mile away. And it was like this little, like this little noise. And he just perks up. He goes racing down the tree, which takes like a day.

and then he has to go through these croc-infested waters, and he just keeps hearing the noise. He keeps going, and he gets to the other side, and he climbs up the tree. There's another male. They go to battle. There's a sloth battle with their three little claws, and then the guy gets to the top, and the female's there, and he gets on top of her, and it's just like...

and then he has to go through these croc-infested waters, and he just keeps hearing the noise. He keeps going, and he gets to the other side, and he climbs up the tree. There's another male. They go to battle. There's a sloth battle with their three little claws, and then the guy gets to the top, and the female's there, and he gets on top of her, and it's just like...

and then he has to go through these croc-infested waters, and he just keeps hearing the noise. He keeps going, and he gets to the other side, and he climbs up the tree. There's another male. They go to battle. There's a sloth battle with their three little claws, and then the guy gets to the top, and the female's there, and he gets on top of her, and it's just like...

One stroke, deet, goosh, done. That was the whole thing. Wow. Like, think about how horny those fuckers are. Like, the average married couple, like, what does it take to get laid? You just got to listen to your wife for a little while. Yeah, how was your day?

One stroke, deet, goosh, done. That was the whole thing. Wow. Like, think about how horny those fuckers are. Like, the average married couple, like, what does it take to get laid? You just got to listen to your wife for a little while. Yeah, how was your day?

One stroke, deet, goosh, done. That was the whole thing. Wow. Like, think about how horny those fuckers are. Like, the average married couple, like, what does it take to get laid? You just got to listen to your wife for a little while. Yeah, how was your day?

And just listen, and you're in. And even then, men are like, I don't know. It's a lot to ask.