Greg Fitzsimmons

Oh, you reload each shot.

That's like when you took me shooting. Remember when we went shooting up in the valley at that guy's ranch? Yes. And he had a, it was a shotgun, but he set it up like an AK-47. So you could go, you could shoot a shotgun, but like.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, that was the crazy. You're like, you want to shoot tomorrow? I was like, yeah, I figured we're going to some range with a bunch of, you know, yuppies shoot and, and I, and eyes odd shirts and flip flops. And I walk out and we drive down. I get off the highway. get to a dirt road, down the dirt road, get to a fucking dirt driveway. I'm like, where the fuck are we going?

And we get to this place, and it's Ukrainian chicks in yoga shorts and crop tops, and they are the most badass. They are fucking master shots.

And we get down there, and what was the guy's name that runs it? Yeah, holy shit.

And what about the women? Where do they come from?

I'm being real nice.

You get a lot of attention. One of the biggest social media accounts is this girl. She's a super hot, full-figured golfer.

She's huge.

It's a good move. It's like being one of those... Women that attracts Cher or Bette Midler. That attracts gay guys?

And they spend money. They got that no children money kicking around in their pockets.

Although now most have children.

Okay.

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Of divorced.

It's just I'd chicken out every time it was time to suck your dick. I'd be like, sorry, man. I don't like how that thing looks.

Yeah.

I wonder what the stats are on drunk driving between men and women. I bet it's so much higher with dudes. Just crazy dudes. I don't know. Because a lot of girls are like, I can fucking do it.