Greg Fitzsimmons

And the vagina's got protection. It's got curtains and walls and blinds.

Victory.

That was the best orgasm of your life. So that's the weird thing about the cup, isn't it? I've done that.

Oh.

But it was scary. I wonder if I hurt that guy's dick in the woods that night. Probably. Branches. Whacked that thing. Ow! Fucking squirrels thinking it's nuts. Diving at it.

No.

Yeah, gophers will fuck. We went upstate. We just had my 25th anniversary this month. Congratulations. Thank you. So we went up to Vermont and upstate New York, me and my wife. It's beautiful up there. Oh, my God. Except for the people.

Yeah, we didn't see a lot of them. People are odd. We saw very few people. People that live in those states are odd. We went to a farmer's market.

Yeah. They're odd. We were staying in a little town. Some friends of mine moved out there. They kind of retired and decided to take up farming. So they moved out to this farm. In Vermont? In Vermont. They look like they're from Vermont too, right? They all look like – you could pick them out of a lineup. Well, we went to the farmer's market and it really was like – it was like a caricature.

It's like the dudes that look like if you push them, they would just crumble. They have like Birkenstocks on.

Everyone's got tie-dye shirts on and it's just like, good for you guys. You got your spot. Yeah, they got a spot. You can be you right here.

Yeah.

No, and they're involved with all this communal farming. They're kind people. Yeah, they all pitch in. They help each other out. My friends have a bunch of land, so they let these other farmers graze their animals on the land. Dude, then we went up into the woods, and my friends become an expert on hunting for mushrooms. Oh, Jesus.

Those are great. Then they have these ones called lobster mushrooms that actually look like lobster, and they taste like lobster. Really? Yeah, it's freaky. Did you eat them with butter? We sliced them up and sautéed them. We had them with pasta. Wow. Yeah.

Some of them are super toxic. When you think about with the death penalty, they can never fucking do it. They zap people and they survive or they shoot them up and they survive. And it's like, give them some fuck. Oh, it happens all the time. Really? I thought they all just died. No, a lot of times they fuck up and they have to do a few passes.

Yeah. And it's over. And like the old days, the shooting squads, only one person would have live ammunition so that nobody felt the guilt. You'd have like four or five shooters, and they didn't tell you whose was the live round. Oh, really? Yeah. I thought it was a couple guys had duds.

I say some of these action movies, you see them fucking running around shooting at each other. And you go like, wait a minute. This guy was just on a rooftop with a sight and hitting somebody from 300 yards away. And now he can't hit him from he's fucking running down the street and they're missing each other with 20 shots. A lot harder, though. A lot harder. Yeah.

Insane.

Okay.

How much adjusting do you do when you're shooting a crossbow, like as far as wind and distance?