Greg Fitzsimmons

We're in a homosexual relationship. And mathematically a lot of guys in the NBA can be down on the court and still get a blowjob even if you have a cheap seat. You're right. Even if you're up on the balcony. I can't believe you went there. I'm sitting right here. You're right. He's not used to having a lady in the room.

It's sad that just 11 years later Kevin had to hire that gay guy to kill him on the steps of the show. Obviously he doesn't speak about that on the air. Did not just go there. So sad, so sad. I did not do that.

Jean Jacket ovat olleet yli miljoonaa vuotta. Kaikki rakastavat niitä, mutta ne ovat erilaisia. En tykkää niistä. Ei ole hyvää, ei? Ei ole yllättyä, ei ole yllättyä. Lopullinen siluetti. Tässä on ajatus. Voinko minä koskaan käydä Jean Jacket? Voi olla, että ei.

Ever since I got that one that Kimmel gave me that you can smash up and put it inside a sandwich bag and then puffs out. I wore it in your own Minneapolis. Oh, did you? We were walking down to Kramerchecks over there, the Polish joint, to have some pierogies. It can be a little chilly in the wintertime. It can be a little chilly, yeah. Wait, it's a collapsible denim jacket?

No, it's a jacket. I mean, not the one... I was looking at Dr. Drew, and he was wearing... No, no, sorry. I will never wear another denim jacket since Kimmel got me his jacket. Not a denim jacket, sorry. Since his jacket, which is the super lightweight down ones that mash into nothing. You shake them out. It's like a garbage bag. It doesn't feel like it's anything. It's a garbage bag. It's awesome.

Luulen myös, että kun puhutaan kulttuurista, meidän täytyy mennä takaisin ja uudistaa aikoja, joita teimme 35 vuotta myöhemmin. Mitä me oikeasti teemme? Onko joku tekemässä jotain? Minä tekevän nukkuja. Nukkuja ovat samat. Ne ovat aina olleet samat. Me pystymme ymmärtämään, että mitä ihmisiä puhutaan Italiassa 1922-luvulla, se on suurin piirtein. Ja niitä saa vain yksi.

I've never in my life used the extra button that comes with the suit, the jacket button. I've never used it, but I cannot throw it away. I have a whole box. You'd be an insane person to throw it away, but it's never been used. And it's just floating around my desk drawer. The other one they do is I'll wear a jacket for years and then realize they stitched a pocket closed. They put a stitch like it's the I don't think of the like the corner doing it to your eyelid or something like that.

Niin kuin kun olet meritaimitilanteessa, ennen kuin he lähettävät sinut David Jonesin kohdalle. He laittavat vihreän. Ja sitten myös ihmiset ajattelevat, että minulla on ajatuksia. Niin kuin, hei, haluatko... Vihreän takana. Haluatko yhden tai yhden? Haluatko yhden tai yhden? Ja sanon samaa, mitä sanon Barbarin kanssa. Haluatko takana pääsi rauhassa vai rauhassa? Sanoin, että kuka tahansa tykkää. En näe sitä. Sanoin, että mitä se on nyt? Hän sanoi, että se on tavallaan ympärillä. Hän sanoi, että se on tällä tavalla.

You ever get a barber that critiques your last haircut except for he did it? And it's a weird thing for you to go, you know, it is your work that you're crapping all over. Yeah, the last guy, I don't know if he didn't have the right equipment or he was a little distracted. It was you. Well, earlier this week, actually the end of last week, Southwest Airlines flew their very first unmanned flight, according to Yahoo News.

Oh yeah. So if you want to inflate your vest, blow into this tube. And if you want to deflate it, consult the New England Patriots or Tom Brady. Southwest always tries out their material. That's good. Thank you. It would be like an uncomfortable conversation for the captain and the co-pilot to have with the Southwest stewardesses or what do we call them now? Flight attendants. They had to be going...

Hienoa, että me kaikki... Katsokaa meitä. Se oli vain naisia. He olivat kuitenkin aina tekemässä sinun asioitasi. Olemme tavallaan se hieno osa tästä. Oli monia, monia, monia, monia. Oli monia, monia, monia, monia, monia, monia, monia, monia, monia, monia, monia, monia.

Well, dating site saucydates.com. Hold on. Brian, I never, I haven't brought this up, but Brian sent, I was literally talking to Matt Forsson Punisher and Seeker of Pleasure. We've expanded his nickname. Enjoyer of Winter.

that have the least innovation and make the worst car. Interesting. If they make cars at all. Guam. That makes a great lover? Yes. I feel like the places with the kick-ass space programs and the Autobahn burning cars, maybe Italy will get there. I'll say none of these places will have a space program. Right. That's my argument. That's my argument.

I'm really doing it. Other sports, other physical activities let you know when things aren't, you know, like pickup basketball games and stuff. Your body kind of lets you know. Right. You're not up to it.

Muistan nähdä jonkun, en tiedä onko se kaveri tai naisi, en muista, onko se minun imprompterini tai jotain, mutta se on kuitenkin kaksi kohtaa, kuten kohtaa pohja on poistettu kaksi kohtaa. Ja sanoin, mitä sinä teet, jääkö sinun skuuteriin tai jotain? Ei, olin seksassa koko ajan eilen. Ja se oli kuitenkin...

on the carpet just just wore it off you know what i mean come on he fell off his scooter but he wanted a better story wow it's a good a good good point this guy was uh like the sex the point is just he wasn't from new zealand i can tell you that yeah no she wasn't oh no he wasn't that's right that's right australia's what i'm thinking but

It struck me that you cannot experience pain when you have a boner this way, or at least it cuts it down quite a bit. And that's because any other activity, like if you're watching TV and someone just showed up with the scrubby side of a sponge and attempted to remove the skin from your knees.

You'd feel it. Yeah, it would be the worst. It wouldn't just start bleeding, and then they'd move on to the next one. So I think it makes you think you can do things you can't do, and also you don't experience pain, the kind of pain you would experience if you were just, you're outside and you're cleaning the gutters out, and you feel a stitch in your side, like you get off the ladder and you stop, but in the shower you go, I can, I'm gonna dig this out. Yeah. That's right. Because you're shocked you're having sex.

Oh, really? Well, we would always play Friday nights, so maybe that screwed it up for us. We didn't have lights, but we, yeah, Saturday. Oh, you didn't have lights. We were in a neighborhood. Nighttime football is always awesome. Yes, it was always awesome. We got to go to another team's stadium and play on Friday night. That was sweet. That and the weird, rare occasion when it would rain. I would always look forward to that, too. All right. Predictable, Gina Grad, but still interesting. Let's bring it home. That'll be the name of my autobiography. I'm Gina Grad, and that's the news. Gina, Gina Grad!

Hey, Ace man, how's it going?