Greg Gutfeld

That's a cute word for slob.

joey i drink uh this red juice this uh no explode it comes in a powder and that stuff is all over everything all the time i can't i'm addicted to it yeah it's just caffeine is what it is she doesn't like it nobody likes it in my life nobody everywhere because it's in because it builds pressure and you just never know that thing's gonna blow wow just get all over everything it's terrible that's incredible jesse i don't want to go into too much detail okay

It's not what you think.

But men and women, when they're married, they have to have separate bathrooms.

Do we agree?

Yeah.

In different parts of the house, as far away as possible.

That's all I'm going to say.

Yeah.

Mine's a half bath.

Jesse, what are you doing in there?

I thought it was what habit does my spouse have that I hate?

No, your spouse hates.

Okay, I know what he would say.

It's probably, like... I think I know what it was, too.

I load the dishwasher with, like, out scrubbing.

Like, it's a dishwasher.

So I don't... Like, men, I feel like, thoroughly clean the dishes before they put them in there.

And I'm like a...

I just load it up?