Greg Jenner

She wasn't that shocked, which is remarkable. I love it.

It was the after party, but the party continues. And what happens is that professional ladies dip their boobs into wine glasses and then everyone licks off the wine and then it turns into an orgy.

It was the after party, but the party continues. And what happens is that professional ladies dip their boobs into wine glasses and then everyone licks off the wine and then it turns into an orgy.

Yeah. I mean, it's likely, isn't it? I think we can call it, what, a nipple-tipple? I don't know. Do you know what?

Yeah. I mean, it's likely, isn't it? I think we can call it, what, a nipple-tipple? I don't know. Do you know what?

Good luck, Mark. OK, so we have teenage newlyweds, Catherine and Henri. They're first set up by the Pope. Already a very dramatic episode of Married at First Sight. But then the drama really ramps up because another woman enters the marriage. It's all very Lady Diana. Indeed, Diana is appropriate because this lady is Diane, Diana de Poitiers.

Good luck, Mark. OK, so we have teenage newlyweds, Catherine and Henri. They're first set up by the Pope. Already a very dramatic episode of Married at First Sight. But then the drama really ramps up because another woman enters the marriage. It's all very Lady Diana. Indeed, Diana is appropriate because this lady is Diane, Diana de Poitiers.

Well, she's 19 years older.

Well, she's 19 years older.

So Diane de Poitiers would be the Camilla in this story.

So Diane de Poitiers would be the Camilla in this story.

And so Henri is wearing her colours, the black and white. Absolutely. So in front of court, he's wearing her official uniform.

And so Henri is wearing her colours, the black and white. Absolutely. So in front of court, he's wearing her official uniform.

So that's like making her minister for culture. Exactly, yeah.

So that's like making her minister for culture. Exactly, yeah.

And Catherine really, really wants a castle, a beautiful chateau called Chenonceau. It's a very beautiful castle to visit.

And Catherine really, really wants a castle, a beautiful chateau called Chenonceau. It's a very beautiful castle to visit.

And Henri gives it to Diane.

And Henri gives it to Diane.

I mean, Henri would sit on Diane's lap at court and play the guitar.