Greg Jenner

I mean, Henri would sit on Diane's lap at court and play the guitar.

Yeah, not her on his lap. He would sit on her lap and strum his guitar. Fascinating. Like a sort of emo kid.

Yeah, not her on his lap. He would sit on her lap and strum his guitar. Fascinating. Like a sort of emo kid.

And he would touch her breasts in front of people. Like he was touching her up and playing his guitar. He was strumming away.

And he would touch her breasts in front of people. Like he was touching her up and playing his guitar. He was strumming away.

And the problem, of course, from a dynastic point of view, and this is where it gets sad, is that there's a fertility problem that Catherine is not conceiving a child. So she can't provide the air that is needed. And so that's the pressure as well.

And the problem, of course, from a dynastic point of view, and this is where it gets sad, is that there's a fertility problem that Catherine is not conceiving a child. So she can't provide the air that is needed. And so that's the pressure as well.

Yes, quaffing donkey piss is not really going to set the mood, is it?

Yes, quaffing donkey piss is not really going to set the mood, is it?

And I can only say the first half. So something we haven't said actually is Henri is not the dauphin. Dauphin means the heir. The dauphin is the person who's going to inherit the throne. He is the spare. He is the Prince Harry.

And I can only say the first half. So something we haven't said actually is Henri is not the dauphin. Dauphin means the heir. The dauphin is the person who's going to inherit the throne. He is the spare. He is the Prince Harry.

His older brother, François, is the Prince William, the kind of the heir to the throne, the dauphin.

His older brother, François, is the Prince William, the kind of the heir to the throne, the dauphin.

No. So he's the backup prince until suddenly he isn't.

No. So he's the backup prince until suddenly he isn't.

Francois died tragically, suspiciously, Chappie.

Francois died tragically, suspiciously, Chappie.

We've got a new suspect.

We've got a new suspect.

The Italian secretary is the one who takes the fall.