Greg Jenner

You should film this podcast.

Like a fluffer. Like a fluffer, yeah.

Like a fluffer. Like a fluffer, yeah.

And drinking donkey piss, of course.

And drinking donkey piss, of course.

Not just donkey piss, but also wearing cow dung poultices all over the body as well. And grounding up stag antler horn as well.

Not just donkey piss, but also wearing cow dung poultices all over the body as well. And grounding up stag antler horn as well.

You grind it up and you drink it. Disgusting.

You grind it up and you drink it. Disgusting.

And they have how many children? Ten. Ten.

And they have how many children? Ten. Ten.

But I need this woman.

But I need this woman.

So the ten children, we'll have to rattle through them because we haven't got all day. So the ten children, the sons, so seven survive. The sons are François, Charles, Henri, Hercule.

So the ten children, we'll have to rattle through them because we haven't got all day. So the ten children, the sons, so seven survive. The sons are François, Charles, Henri, Hercule.

Yeah. And then the daughters are Elizabeth... Elizabeth. Claude and Margaret. Yeah. Who marries Henri of Navarre, which will become important in the future. And Elizabeth will marry Philip II of Spain, also important in the future. So she's done her dynastic duty, Chappie. Ten kids, seven survive. But in 1547, King François I died.

Yeah. And then the daughters are Elizabeth... Elizabeth. Claude and Margaret. Yeah. Who marries Henri of Navarre, which will become important in the future. And Elizabeth will marry Philip II of Spain, also important in the future. So she's done her dynastic duty, Chappie. Ten kids, seven survive. But in 1547, King François I died.

So the kind of the king who had sort of taken under his wing and taught her to ride.

So the kind of the king who had sort of taken under his wing and taught her to ride.

Yeah, that's it. But she is elevated. Her husband is now the king of France. So she is the queen of France.