Greg Jenner

Yes. I'll give you a clue about their romantic and sexual lives.

Yes. I'll give you a clue about their romantic and sexual lives.

That's a great guess. Did he, Sharon?

That's a great guess. Did he, Sharon?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Exactly there. So instead of notches on the bedpost, these, I guess, are nomadic people without beds.

Exactly there. So instead of notches on the bedpost, these, I guess, are nomadic people without beds.

Fair point. And his final mission at the end of these 24 years is to escort a bride quite a long way, Sharon. Is this a sort of fairytale occasion? Is this a big royal wedding? Is it Harry and Meghan, Mark II?

Fair point. And his final mission at the end of these 24 years is to escort a bride quite a long way, Sharon. Is this a sort of fairytale occasion? Is this a big royal wedding? Is it Harry and Meghan, Mark II?

Marco has delivered the bride safely, not to the right husband, but never mind, to a husband. And then they sailed home. 50% of the right husband. Yeah, I mean, same surname, right?

Marco has delivered the bride safely, not to the right husband, but never mind, to a husband. And then they sailed home. 50% of the right husband. Yeah, I mean, same surname, right?

And they get back to Venice in 1295. And I'm thinking, warm welcome, right? He's been away 24 years. In 1295? In 1295. Remember, he's born in 1254. So he's an old man now. He's getting on a bit. Was it a warm welcome, Sharon? Was it, you know, street party, parades, trumpets? He's 41. I mean... I'm 42. So, you know, I'm feeling the age now.

And they get back to Venice in 1295. And I'm thinking, warm welcome, right? He's been away 24 years. In 1295? In 1295. Remember, he's born in 1254. So he's an old man now. He's getting on a bit. Was it a warm welcome, Sharon? Was it, you know, street party, parades, trumpets? He's 41. I mean... I'm 42. So, you know, I'm feeling the age now.

Yeah. For me, that's... It really isn't.

Yeah. For me, that's... It really isn't.

Thank you, but I feel like I'm decaying quickly.

Thank you, but I feel like I'm decaying quickly.

I've written seven books. Does that count? Yes. Nice one. Sharon, talk me through the welcoming, the big arrival. Do the polos get off the boat and everyone's like, where have you been?

I've written seven books. Does that count? Yes. Nice one. Sharon, talk me through the welcoming, the big arrival. Do the polos get off the boat and everyone's like, where have you been?