Griffin McElroy

Kids really do say the damnedest things, and you're about to discover that firsthand with a little sample of our maximum fun bonus content here on Taz.

In the past, we've brought you the Charlieverse, where one child has dreamed up a twisted mindscape for us to adventure in, and this time we thought, what if we did approximately 500% as much sort of kid energy, chaos kid energy?

So it's five out of our six kids.

And I also realized a lot of the things they were going for was wild.

So I incorporated a realizing things mechanic where you could roll to realize things.

That changes this and all games, all role-playing games.

It's an incredible mechanic.

In all of existence.

It's all different now.

Here's a quick clip.

You enter into an aquarium.

You are underwater, but you can breathe.

Don't worry about that.

What you should worry about is the large angry whale with a name tag that says Lobsty, who is surrounded by hungry-looking poisonous lobsters.

Okay.

This is a whale named Lobsty, surrounded by hungry-looking poisonous lobsters.

Correct.

But the whale is named Lobsty.

Yes.

Yeah.