The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 26
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What happened in the previous episode of Taz Royale?
Previously on Taz Royale. I don't want to fucking kill anybody, man. There's a set amount of trials, Jane. And their assumption is it will come down to one person left. But that's assuming that the people who are left... want to kill the others and be the only person left very powerful illusory magics are at work here too but they made me see a dragon you saw so that me attack Randall I should or me I could never could not his name was Randolph hell Graham and I think because you put him in that position you realize that was the sound of oh shit his name wasn't his name wasn't Rigatoni it was Formaggio Bucatini My plan worked! Good job! The remaining aspirants look around, realizing that with only two trials to go, your number has dwindled to the Elite Eight.
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What are the surviving wizards' thoughts on the tournament?
Hello, everybody. Welcome back to Taz Royale, our battle royale. Winner take all. 64 wizards enter. This arc, we got a specialization in e-jocation. And that's right. Justin, you're so freaking proud of yourself, man. We don't put out video of our faces while we record this, but you're really cheese maxing right now, man. Yeah, I'm just really e-jocation.
Like, it's weird that we have gone this far. We've talked about evocation so many times. It never slid joke in there. I thought we had said it.
I thought we had done it already.
There's still a lot of meat left. I guess what I'm saying is, Griff, there's still a lot of meat left on this bone. Despite what TV Guide reviewer Jeff Garlin may have you believe, this show still has a lot of legs left in it.
I think it's fucked that TV Guide only reviews one podcast and it's us. I think that that sucks. At first I was flattered. Get off our nuts, TV guy. How am I supposed to compete with The Shield? I fucking can't, man. It's just the four of us and we make the stuff up as we go along. And here's what I don't like. Cheers and jeers, right? Yeah. Say positive things and... Most of their jeers are things like, yeah, they get a jeer because I want more episodes. It's so good. That's not a jeer. That's not a fucking jeer. That's a reverse cheer. That's a backhanded cheer. I laughed so hard I pulled a muscle, right? Yeah, exactly.
Dad, all the TV guys you saved over the years, did you throw them away all at once or did you throw away little by little?
Did you watch all of the VHSs you recorded and mark each show off as you went and then throw away as you completed a book? No. Just one big fire, I think, probably. I threw away a whole bunch, but I kept... The fall premiere issues.
How do the wizards plan to navigate the next trials?
Oh, you got to. And I've got all those. And then I was at a used bookstore in Portsmouth and found hundreds of TV guides for 10 cents a piece, and I bought them.
Why? Dad, this is so good, but I've gotta save this for our other podcast. Oh Christ, not again. Yeah, yeah.
The McElroy boys intervene on their ailing father. At the end of the last episode, you all had just survived the trial of necromancy. fended off the undead hordes from the manor in which you were cooped up, survived until sunrise. Four of the aspirants that were with you on that trial were killed in action, leaving just eight aspirants, the three of you, Hasty Jane, Duber, Hippocrates, Pranklin, and Scorpo. The investigation as to what happened to Formaggio Bucatini is still ongoing. Isn't that a cold case? Did he lock himself in that closet? How'd he get in there? I don't think you guys even know he was in a closet. You just heard him scream and then heard him die. Well, the two of us don't. Yeah, that's a fair point.
Hellgrammit, maybe your closest thing to a perfect crime The whole time we've been here so far. It is just moments after that trial concludes, the last of the sort of ashy remnants of the undead who dissolved into the sunrise light vanish into the sky. And you all can see the large iron gates leading toward the manor's sort of courtyard swing open and several members of the octave rise. approach the manor where you and the rest of the group are standing. Most of them joining you, most of the aspirants are just kind of panting. Everyone is pretty beat up by this trial.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What happened in the previous episode of Taz Royale?
0:00–1:40
2
What are the surviving wizards' thoughts on the tournament?
1:40–3:27
3
How do the wizards plan to navigate the next trials?
3:27–15:47
4
What is the significance of the trial of necromancy?
15:47–25:04
5
What rewards do the wizards receive for surviving the trial?
25:04–26:21
6
How do the wizards react to the Octave's expectations?
26:21–26:58
7
What strategies do the wizards consider for the upcoming trials?
26:58–1:03:02