Griffin Newman
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I find almost everything about flying annoying.
Well, my thing is I have no problems with the being in the air and a giant mechanical bird part of it.
I find like the hell is other people part of it.
They're making it harder.
I think airports basically bring out the worst in people.
I think airlines keep on making everything worse and more expensive.
I think post pandemic, everyone's lost their fucking minds and it just becomes like an ultimate pressure cooker thing.
But I don't dislike the act of it once we're, like, in the air.
I actually kind of find it relaxing.
I have all my piccadillos of, like, I need to be in the right seat.
Jerking off.
I got to jerk off four or five times.
Yeah, right.
Got to drink seven bottles of white Zinfandel.
Got to piss in the aisle.