Griffin

Our child's pediatrician literally said, that kid has some lungs on him. Every time. And not being rude, it's just a statement of like, this woman is around kids 24-7 and she knows that this kid can scream. And that made me feel so seen. Because sometimes when he does scream, I'm like, I don't know if my eardrums are going to make it.

Maybe he's going to be an opera singer. The minute he came out, he was like... Dude, he honestly could be a good opera singer. Opera singers can break glass. That's a real thing.

Maybe he's going to be an opera singer. The minute he came out, he was like... Dude, he honestly could be a good opera singer. Opera singers can break glass. That's a real thing.

Maybe he's going to be an opera singer. The minute he came out, he was like... Dude, he honestly could be a good opera singer. Opera singers can break glass. That's a real thing.

You love tapped her in the parking lot.

You love tapped her in the parking lot.

You love tapped her in the parking lot.

And then she sends you a bill for $1,200. Which, might I add, we have a picture of the car. I'm not a car expert, but we're talking about a scratch that might be a quarter. The size of a quarter. Maybe. Probably more like the size of Penny.

And then she sends you a bill for $1,200. Which, might I add, we have a picture of the car. I'm not a car expert, but we're talking about a scratch that might be a quarter. The size of a quarter. Maybe. Probably more like the size of Penny.

And then she sends you a bill for $1,200. Which, might I add, we have a picture of the car. I'm not a car expert, but we're talking about a scratch that might be a quarter. The size of a quarter. Maybe. Probably more like the size of Penny.

Sie hat gesagt, dass ihr Mann in einem Auto-Body Shop gearbeitet hat.

Sie hat gesagt, dass ihr Mann in einem Auto-Body Shop gearbeitet hat.

Sie hat gesagt, dass ihr Mann in einem Auto-Body Shop gearbeitet hat.

Oder vielleicht hat sie gesagt, dass er neben mir arbeitet.

Oder vielleicht hat sie gesagt, dass er neben mir arbeitet.

Oder vielleicht hat sie gesagt, dass er neben mir arbeitet.

Das ist so... Ja. Ja. Ja.

Das ist so... Ja. Ja. Ja.

Das ist so... Ja. Ja. Ja.

That's only with like an actual wreck.