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Exactly. Wait, you sit, though. You touch the seat. Oh, no. You hover? Am I the only one who squats with your thighs? To pee?

I'm sorry. I'm not doing this, but you have contact with the public toilet seat?

I'm sorry. I'm not doing this, but you have contact with the public toilet seat?

You work on that, David. Just direct it. I am surprised to hear all of your takes on this.

You work on that, David. Just direct it. I am surprised to hear all of your takes on this.

that you have to use tissues on the toilet seat because you don't want to throw them into the toilet because you may clog it. And then when you're done, you just clump the tissues and put them in the waste can. So I'm always doing math. I've never been in that bathroom either.

that you have to use tissues on the toilet seat because you don't want to throw them into the toilet because you may clog it. And then when you're done, you just clump the tissues and put them in the waste can. So I'm always doing math. I've never been in that bathroom either.

No way.

No way.

You will not stand in my house. You're going to hear it. I will make sure. And how do I know? Because you hear the double click up. Is no one else knowing the noise?

You will not stand in my house. You're going to hear it. I will make sure. And how do I know? Because you hear the double click up. Is no one else knowing the noise?

And do you like list them upon arrival? Do you have like a list on the wall? It depends on you. So when people are coming over just to pick me up, I know they're not using the restroom. I don't have to go into the restroom rules. if someone's coming over for a meal. Do you lay these rules out?

And do you like list them upon arrival? Do you have like a list on the wall? It depends on you. So when people are coming over just to pick me up, I know they're not using the restroom. I don't have to go into the restroom rules. if someone's coming over for a meal. Do you lay these rules out?

People want communication.

People want communication.

When you say, hey, I have to use the bathroom, I'll say, fine, just make sure you sit. So you don't say it until... That's what I was just trying to say.

When you say, hey, I have to use the bathroom, I'll say, fine, just make sure you sit. So you don't say it until... That's what I was just trying to say.

Not when you come in the house.

Not when you come in the house.

I would be like, I need to get even with him, and this is how I'm going to do it. I am very much missing this, and I guess it's one of the issues I have.