Hour 2: David Samson's Rules For Using The Bathroom
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Did you have to do that? I thought it helped.
I could have done it as Joe. It's brought to you by Venmo. I love that app.
I like doing reads and voices. Everyone else does their read. They just do their read. I'm like, no, you know what? I did a 1-800-Flowers one the other day. Made it real sensual.
Yeah, and then I followed with another ad and made it very robotic. It was very weird back to back. I'm very jealous.
I'd like you to do every read. You did 1-900-Flowers.
Whoa.
Whoa. but thank you steven smith's voice stephen a smith oh yeah every read should be done in that voice the obama voice i've thought about that before but never actually saying anything explicit that would identify me as obama but just saying you know when i you know want to give my wife flowers i go to 1-800 flowers you may get secret service knocking on your door really They're like, Mr. President, are you okay? You're doing reads.
I've never noticed how much the A in Stephen A. Smith helps his name. Because he just called him Stephen Smith. It came out right. I had to change it.
That guy's polling at 0%. Way less interesting.
I beg your pardon. That guy's polling great with the NFL audience. Stephen Smith. Wide receiver.
Steve Smith.
Junior.
Never heard him referred to as Steven. Never heard of Steven A. Smith.
There are two different Steve Smiths. Both played receiver in the NFL. Steven A. Smith. Yeah, again, polling at 2%. Also a basketball player named Steve Smith.
Steve Smith, Smitty from the city. I cried when he got traded from the Heat.
Also, there's another Steven A. Smith that's from American Dad, Steve Anita Smith. Yeah, that's a great show. I love it. I feel like I'm Greg Cody right now.
David said something to me in the break that I just want everybody else to know and be aware of. He's doing his Dan imitation. David, this is actually a real thing.
Was it in the eating area?
Wait, you say Dan doesn't do, it's not real when Dan does it?
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