David Samson

DraftKings, the crown is yours.

Now, I thought, Zaslow, that I had a good ticket guy, a good ticket guy who could get me good tickets to just about anything.

But David Sampson has a ticket guy that is vastly, vastly better than my ticket guy, David Sampson.

Samson seems to be able to get tickets to every single thing.

And he had last night.

How many rows into that arena were you?

You were behind the Spurs bench, and how many rows back were you last night, David, in one of the toughest tickets in the history of New York sports or sports anywhere, anytime, any part of the world?

I thought of this when I thought of you having good seats.

You having good seats behind the Spurs bench was like me having good seats at a heavyweight fight one time, and then Shaq came and took his seat in front of me, and I was like, there go my good seats.

I can't.

All I'm looking at is his back.

You behind a basketball team.

Four rows deep is not quite deep enough.

You needed to go eight or ten rows deep, did you not?

100?

You think there are 100 people in their late 50s who have experienced this malaise?

It's more than 100, David.

Okay, that's just made-up numbers, made-up math, made-up revisionist history.

No, it was 27-12.

No, it was like 18-12.