Guest 1

It's not hard.

So I host a lot. I hate hosting. I'm surprised you as a germaphobe are... People love coming over and I want people to feel welcome as long as they follow the rules.

So I host a lot. I hate hosting. I'm surprised you as a germaphobe are... People love coming over and I want people to feel welcome as long as they follow the rules.

This is not about... I did the same when I had a two-bedroom apartment with one and a half baths. Oh my God, how'd the rules work back then? It was dicey. Pee out the window. No, there were, so I love where your head's at. New York City, in doorman buildings, there are bathrooms in the lobby.

This is not about... I did the same when I had a two-bedroom apartment with one and a half baths. Oh my God, how'd the rules work back then? It was dicey. Pee out the window. No, there were, so I love where your head's at. New York City, in doorman buildings, there are bathrooms in the lobby.

Plan better in advance. Pablo, somehow you can set Greenwich called and said it must be 1102 Eastern. Pablo's going pee-pee. I didn't know that about myself. It just so happens. It's been two days in a row. I just wanted you to know that whatever you were drinking, because you started today with two big cups. But it's causing you to have to go to the bathroom and slow the show.

Plan better in advance. Pablo, somehow you can set Greenwich called and said it must be 1102 Eastern. Pablo's going pee-pee. I didn't know that about myself. It just so happens. It's been two days in a row. I just wanted you to know that whatever you were drinking, because you started today with two big cups. But it's causing you to have to go to the bathroom and slow the show.

I'm told by many people that I do a lot of things wrong, and I was never modeled it. I had a weird—so I do a lot of things differently than most people, and I don't know why that is.

I'm told by many people that I do a lot of things wrong, and I was never modeled it. I had a weird—so I do a lot of things differently than most people, and I don't know why that is.

Well, I still assume that no one would sit on a public toilet. No, no.

Well, I still assume that no one would sit on a public toilet. No, no.

I know that most of you stand, but I know that most people are not you where they can control the splash.

I know that most of you stand, but I know that most people are not you where they can control the splash.

It depends also the water level. There's certain bathrooms where the water level is so high that there's nothing you can do.

It depends also the water level. There's certain bathrooms where the water level is so high that there's nothing you can do.

I'm not, and I resent that implication.

I'm not, and I resent that implication.

Those that use the right bathroom. Do you travel with thongs? And then what do you do when you have to leave?

Those that use the right bathroom. Do you travel with thongs? And then what do you do when you have to leave?

I have house slippers that I walk around in the house. I give socks to guests. because I don't want them to be bare feet. No shoes, no shoes in the house. And when people come in without socks, I buy socks. Are they like a new fresh pair and then they get to keep them? No, but you can buy them on Amazon.