Gwyneth Paltrow
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I regret to say that there's this these videos online.
I don't really watch TikTok.
I just don't.
I never really— So there's these videos—I'm learning—of this cat.
I don't like it.
Hold on.
And then he goes and finds, are you looking at him?
No, that's not.
And then he cooks them and he eats them.
And he even has a little funeral for them after he cooks them.
Because I think the lion is the only apex predator in his life because he cooks and eats.
Sometimes he drops a bomb in the ocean and then he kills a shark.
Sometimes he whacks someone over the head and then he eats them.
But sometimes they get them back.
Like this fox whacked him over the head once.
And I was like, finally, this cat is getting what he fucking deserves.
This little fucking maniac.
But then he calls the lion.
The lion comes and whacks the fox.
They have fox for dinner that night.