H. Foley
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Okay, I got my bathing suit on.
My dad put the bathing suit on.
It didn't really fit, and my ass was kind of sticking out.
So the dog bites this chicken breast, and he's got it in his mouth and won't let it go.
So I'm like, fuck, it's great, and I'm trying to get it in his mouth.
My brother takes his finger, trying to be a smart guy.
And shoves it in your ass.
Sticks it down my butt crack a little bit and gives me a little... Oh, really?
So I fucking freaked out on him.
I'm like, the goddamn dog can fucking die, you asshole.
Everybody looked at me like I was nuts.
You think I'm the one that's well tight?
It's crazy.
I didn't have bath salts.
I don't like that shit either.
Slapped the shit out of you.
You would have done that to my Uncle Joe or Uncle Mike or my dad.