H. Foley
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My brother takes his finger, trying to be a smart guy.
And shoves it in your ass.
Sticks it down my butt crack a little bit and gives me a little... Oh, really?
So I fucking freaked out on him.
I'm like, the goddamn dog can fucking die, you asshole.
Everybody looked at me like I was nuts.
You think I'm the one that's well tight?
It's crazy.
I didn't have bath salts.
I don't like that shit either.
Slapped the shit out of you.
You would have done that to my Uncle Joe or Uncle Mike or my dad.
You would have caught a fucking dress shoe in your ass.
I'm not.
Sitting there like I'm Dean Martin.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Oh, folks, I wasn't supposed to be here.
But I slipped on an ice cube and fell.