H. Foley

That's so trashy.

In 2011, two local dirtbags met outside of a comedy open mic at the Raven Lounge in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

The fatter one needed to borrow money off the bald one.

Now, 14 years later, they're playing the biggest RU Garbage show at the Met in Philadelphia.

Their bond over TGI Fridays, cheap beer, scratch-off lottery tickets, and drinking milk with dinner has led to the creation of the RU Garbage podcast.

Get your tickets for a true celebration of Philadelphia garbage.

Yeah.

Atlanta, Philadelphia, Philadelphia, Atlanta, Atlanta, Philadelphia, Philadelphia, Atlanta.

The boys are coming, so grab the squad and come out and see us.

Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.

This is R.U.

Garbage.

Oh, yeah.

It's that little show we sit there with your favorite comedians, and we finally get to be classy.

Yeah.

They're just a big old piece of trash.

Garbage.

I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day.

We're out back here at Tootie's in the new edition.

She's trying on her new Halloween costume.