Haley Joel Osment

And the stewardess says, is there a doctor on the plane?

And I tell you, it took every goddamn bit of my self-control.

And even then, I had to say, not a medical doctor.

And by the way, I'm doing a two-part documentary on HBO about that incident.

It's called Searching for My Prostate.

Dr. Drew has been in my rectum and my urethra.

Dr. Drew's a real doctor.

He said, let's go to Dr. Drew for the physical.

And so Dr. Drew said, okay, change into this robe, and

He kind of closes the curtain, and Kevin and Bean and Adam are all there.

And while the curtain is closed, I take off all my clothes, and I just stand there naked waiting for them to... And then they slide the curtain open, and they shrieked like girls.

It was really...

By the way, Adam, it's debatable, but I think, and Lynette, you'll be witness to this, I think maybe the funniest thing you ever said was you and Lynette were driving alone and you farted in the car and you were wafting it towards your nose so you can enjoy it.

And Lynette goes, you have to wave it at yourself?

And you go, I'm driving the car.

What do you want me to do, stick my head between my legs?

And that's a great lesson for the young people like this young kid.

Believe in yourself.

Don't let anybody tell you anything's impossible.

Start farting in small cans, peanut jars.