Hallie Batchelder

Imagine if we knew each other when I was in New York. No, you would be dead.

Imagine if we knew each other when I was in New York. No, you would be dead.

Imagine if we knew each other when I was in New York. No, you would be dead.

I wouldn't have my career. Yeah. I bet your funeral and you wouldn't have your career or your husband. I would definitely not have my husband. We also imagine if we knew each other when we lived in Boston. No, I wouldn't have been a bottle girl. I would have just become friends with your dad. Imagine if I had fucked your dad. That's not funny.

I wouldn't have my career. Yeah. I bet your funeral and you wouldn't have your career or your husband. I would definitely not have my husband. We also imagine if we knew each other when we lived in Boston. No, I wouldn't have been a bottle girl. I would have just become friends with your dad. Imagine if I had fucked your dad. That's not funny.

I wouldn't have my career. Yeah. I bet your funeral and you wouldn't have your career or your husband. I would definitely not have my husband. We also imagine if we knew each other when we lived in Boston. No, I wouldn't have been a bottle girl. I would have just become friends with your dad. Imagine if I had fucked your dad. That's not funny.

Let me just preface this with anybody that's driving in the car on the way to work. Because they could be on their way to work. They could be nursing their child right now. Hopefully not. They could be doing something wholesome. It is about seven o'clock at night in Los Angeles, California. It's so hot. No, it's so hot. We got to take this shit off. This hood.

Let me just preface this with anybody that's driving in the car on the way to work. Because they could be on their way to work. They could be nursing their child right now. Hopefully not. They could be doing something wholesome. It is about seven o'clock at night in Los Angeles, California. It's so hot. No, it's so hot. We got to take this shit off. This hood.

Let me just preface this with anybody that's driving in the car on the way to work. Because they could be on their way to work. They could be nursing their child right now. Hopefully not. They could be doing something wholesome. It is about seven o'clock at night in Los Angeles, California. It's so hot. No, it's so hot. We got to take this shit off. This hood.

We are sweating and we're drinking martinis and I'm sitting across from Hallie. Now, I discovered Hallie on TikTok one day and I said, I'd like that bitch. I would like to be friends with that bitch. And then I ended up starting a company and I was like, oh, I can be friends with her and I can work with her, which is pretty cool. And Hallie is going to be launching her podcast tomorrow.

We are sweating and we're drinking martinis and I'm sitting across from Hallie. Now, I discovered Hallie on TikTok one day and I said, I'd like that bitch. I would like to be friends with that bitch. And then I ended up starting a company and I was like, oh, I can be friends with her and I can work with her, which is pretty cool. And Hallie is going to be launching her podcast tomorrow.

We are sweating and we're drinking martinis and I'm sitting across from Hallie. Now, I discovered Hallie on TikTok one day and I said, I'd like that bitch. I would like to be friends with that bitch. And then I ended up starting a company and I was like, oh, I can be friends with her and I can work with her, which is pretty cool. And Hallie is going to be launching her podcast tomorrow.

Extra Dirty, episode one comes out. So cheers. You fucking did it, bitch. Should we take this shit off? Maybe not the sunglasses, but at least this.

Extra Dirty, episode one comes out. So cheers. You fucking did it, bitch. Should we take this shit off? Maybe not the sunglasses, but at least this.

Extra Dirty, episode one comes out. So cheers. You fucking did it, bitch. Should we take this shit off? Maybe not the sunglasses, but at least this.

Last time I saw you was in, oh, Los Angeles. Yes. And Matt and I were putting you to bed.

Last time I saw you was in, oh, Los Angeles. Yes. And Matt and I were putting you to bed.

Last time I saw you was in, oh, Los Angeles. Yes. And Matt and I were putting you to bed.

Yes. That was the scariest thing ever because I was crossfaded on that fucking PJ back.

Yes. That was the scariest thing ever because I was crossfaded on that fucking PJ back.