Call Her Daddy
Hallie Batchelder: Billionaires, Boobs & Black Cards
Wed, 4 Dec
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Join Alex in the studio for an unhinged conversation with Hallie Batchelder. Hallie shares some of her most chaotic stories including when she conned two guys into paying for her boob job, hooking up with her BFF’s boyfriend and the most insane sexual request she’s ever received in the bedroom. Hallie talks about how she approaches dating, still using her dad’s credit card and how she has a brown belt in karate. Enjoy!
How does Hallie navigate her dating life?
I stand by this. You want to go bigger? Yeah. How big are your tits? Well, they're all right. 295 CC high profile. And everyone thinks they're real. Everyone thinks they're real.
No, like when, like, oh, my God. Like, everyone thinks they're real. They don't look fake. Because the tits I had before, I gained a lot of weight, then lost a lot of weight, and then gained a lot of weight. So it kind of looked like a rock in a sock. Like, picture a rock in a sock. You know, you're swinging a rock in a sock. It's like a weapon, okay?
So, like, I filled that up, and I went conservative with the CCs. But they don't look fake enough. If I'm going under the knife, make them look fake. You want to go bigger. They bounce still. Like, fuck that. You don't want them to bounce? Not really. You want them to just be sat in listening to me. Wait, you went to Catholic school? Yeah.
It's shocking.
That literally makes so much sense. I went to Catholic school also, so I can say that. Oh, yeah. Just a lot of repression.
It's like caging a wild animal and then setting them free into college. From 5th through 12th grade, I never had a class with a male. I had slept with one guy. And I had done like one line of Adderall. And I was like, I'm a freak. I'm so crazy. And then I got to college and I was like, wait, dick? It was insane. So high school, you were pretty tame. So tame. What was your first boyfriend?
He was like this very religious, went to the brother's school, all boys Catholic school, was like captain of the hockey team. Very nice guy, very religious. Massive dick. Wait. I know. I miss him. No, I'm kidding. Where is he now, you think? He has a girlfriend. Oh. He's like 5'7". Aren't you 5'8"? Yeah. In grass. 5 foot. But the big dick.
He was a tripod, Alex. The walking tripod. If the wind gusted him right over, he would be standing right up. But to have that as your first experience is a little intimidating, though.
A little intimidating for everyone else. Like, after him, it was like, what is this? What did I sign up for? Why did we break up? I was like, upsetting. The second guy I got with after my ex... Had a micro penis. Literally my pinky. What did you do when you saw it? It wasn't a seeing it thing. It was like, is it in yet? Is it in yet? I had no idea. It was like this big. I swear to God.
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