Hallie Batchelder

You know, once I sent this nude to this guy, and it was a video. It was, like, a cinematic masterpiece. And I was using, like, a bright pink fuchsia dildo, and I was absolutely plastering myself with it. What? Are you in your bed? Yeah, my twin bed on Nantucket. No. Yes. You're doing this in daddy's home? And I sent it to the wrong guy.

You know, once I sent this nude to this guy, and it was a video. It was, like, a cinematic masterpiece. And I was using, like, a bright pink fuchsia dildo, and I was absolutely plastering myself with it. What? Are you in your bed? Yeah, my twin bed on Nantucket. No. Yes. You're doing this in daddy's home? And I sent it to the wrong guy.

You know, once I sent this nude to this guy, and it was a video. It was, like, a cinematic masterpiece. And I was using, like, a bright pink fuchsia dildo, and I was absolutely plastering myself with it. What? Are you in your bed? Yeah, my twin bed on Nantucket. No. Yes. You're doing this in daddy's home? And I sent it to the wrong guy.

His name started with M. The other guy's name started with M. But the guy I sent it to was, like, this guy named Matt from, like, sleepaway camp when I was 14. And I was like, he had a blessed day that day. I don't fucking care.

His name started with M. The other guy's name started with M. But the guy I sent it to was, like, this guy named Matt from, like, sleepaway camp when I was 14. And I was like, he had a blessed day that day. I don't fucking care.

His name started with M. The other guy's name started with M. But the guy I sent it to was, like, this guy named Matt from, like, sleepaway camp when I was 14. And I was like, he had a blessed day that day. I don't fucking care.

Did you realize that when you were fucked up?

Did you realize that when you were fucked up?

Did you realize that when you were fucked up?

Or did you realize in the morning? In the morning, he thumbs-upped it. He didn't even reply.

Or did you realize in the morning? In the morning, he thumbs-upped it. He didn't even reply.

Or did you realize in the morning? In the morning, he thumbs-upped it. He didn't even reply.

he's he must have known he was like this ain't for me he was like yeah in that moment question do you then decide cinematic masterpiece should i actually now fire this off to the right person it's too late it was too late the person i wanted to even fire it off to i think didn't deserve it i think this random guy from sleepaway camp deserved it more at this point

he's he must have known he was like this ain't for me he was like yeah in that moment question do you then decide cinematic masterpiece should i actually now fire this off to the right person it's too late it was too late the person i wanted to even fire it off to i think didn't deserve it i think this random guy from sleepaway camp deserved it more at this point

he's he must have known he was like this ain't for me he was like yeah in that moment question do you then decide cinematic masterpiece should i actually now fire this off to the right person it's too late it was too late the person i wanted to even fire it off to i think didn't deserve it i think this random guy from sleepaway camp deserved it more at this point

But my drunk texts weren't even like, where you at? They were just like, like very well composed, like sex with like an intro, three supporting arguments and like a closing statement. I'd be like, this is a cinematic map. I don't even like, I wouldn't even regret that. I'm going to die on this hill. Someone publish this shit.

But my drunk texts weren't even like, where you at? They were just like, like very well composed, like sex with like an intro, three supporting arguments and like a closing statement. I'd be like, this is a cinematic map. I don't even like, I wouldn't even regret that. I'm going to die on this hill. Someone publish this shit.

But my drunk texts weren't even like, where you at? They were just like, like very well composed, like sex with like an intro, three supporting arguments and like a closing statement. I'd be like, this is a cinematic map. I don't even like, I wouldn't even regret that. I'm going to die on this hill. Someone publish this shit.

How the fuck are you like writing that shit when you're fucked up?

How the fuck are you like writing that shit when you're fucked up?