Hallie Batchelder

He was like this very religious, went to the brother's school, all boys Catholic school, was like captain of the hockey team. Very nice guy, very religious. Massive dick. Wait. I know. I miss him. No, I'm kidding. Where is he now, you think? He has a girlfriend. Oh. He's like 5'7".

Aren't you 5'8"? Yeah. In grass. 5 foot. But the big dick.

Aren't you 5'8"? Yeah. In grass. 5 foot. But the big dick.

Aren't you 5'8"? Yeah. In grass. 5 foot. But the big dick.

He was a tripod, Alex. The walking tripod. If the wind gusted him right over, he would be standing right up.

He was a tripod, Alex. The walking tripod. If the wind gusted him right over, he would be standing right up.

He was a tripod, Alex. The walking tripod. If the wind gusted him right over, he would be standing right up.

But to have that as your first experience is a little intimidating, though.

But to have that as your first experience is a little intimidating, though.

But to have that as your first experience is a little intimidating, though.

A little intimidating for everyone else. Like, after him, it was like, what is this? What did I sign up for? Why did we break up? I was like, upsetting. The second guy I got with after my ex... Had a micro penis. Literally my pinky. What did you do when you saw it? It wasn't a seeing it thing. It was like, is it in yet? Is it in yet? I had no idea. It was like this big. I swear to God.

A little intimidating for everyone else. Like, after him, it was like, what is this? What did I sign up for? Why did we break up? I was like, upsetting. The second guy I got with after my ex... Had a micro penis. Literally my pinky. What did you do when you saw it? It wasn't a seeing it thing. It was like, is it in yet? Is it in yet? I had no idea. It was like this big. I swear to God.

A little intimidating for everyone else. Like, after him, it was like, what is this? What did I sign up for? Why did we break up? I was like, upsetting. The second guy I got with after my ex... Had a micro penis. Literally my pinky. What did you do when you saw it? It wasn't a seeing it thing. It was like, is it in yet? Is it in yet? I had no idea. It was like this big. I swear to God.

You've actually tried to have sex with a micro penis.

You've actually tried to have sex with a micro penis.

You've actually tried to have sex with a micro penis.

I did have sex with a micro penis.

I did have sex with a micro penis.

I did have sex with a micro penis.

What position worked the best?