Hallie Batchelder

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Share with the class.

So this is the guy I was seeing at the time. He was in London. I remember FaceTiming him. He was horrible to me. Like he'd be like, I'm getting with this influencer and that influencer. I'm like, OK, but I'm like, I'm so cool with that, whatever. And I would be like, I think I want like new tits. And he was like, I think I agree with that. Like he was horrible to me.

So this is the guy I was seeing at the time. He was in London. I remember FaceTiming him. He was horrible to me. Like he'd be like, I'm getting with this influencer and that influencer. I'm like, OK, but I'm like, I'm so cool with that, whatever. And I would be like, I think I want like new tits. And he was like, I think I agree with that. Like he was horrible to me.

So this is the guy I was seeing at the time. He was in London. I remember FaceTiming him. He was horrible to me. Like he'd be like, I'm getting with this influencer and that influencer. I'm like, OK, but I'm like, I'm so cool with that, whatever. And I would be like, I think I want like new tits. And he was like, I think I agree with that. Like he was horrible to me.

And then he goes, he's like, it's 6 a.m. in London. I'm so fucked up. I've stayed up all night. Like, I'm going to Venmo you 10 grand for your tits. So him and his best friend Venmo me for each tit. So they each think they own one tit. But then. Wait, they Venmo'd you? Yeah, they Venmo'd me on the spot. Him and his friend? Yeah.

And then he goes, he's like, it's 6 a.m. in London. I'm so fucked up. I've stayed up all night. Like, I'm going to Venmo you 10 grand for your tits. So him and his best friend Venmo me for each tit. So they each think they own one tit. But then. Wait, they Venmo'd you? Yeah, they Venmo'd me on the spot. Him and his friend? Yeah.

And then he goes, he's like, it's 6 a.m. in London. I'm so fucked up. I've stayed up all night. Like, I'm going to Venmo you 10 grand for your tits. So him and his best friend Venmo me for each tit. So they each think they own one tit. But then. Wait, they Venmo'd you? Yeah, they Venmo'd me on the spot. Him and his friend? Yeah.

But then my mom was like, wait, if you really want me to pay for the surgery. Just get your real estate license and I'll pay for it. So like MacGyver on the fucking keyboards. I studied so hard. I got my real estate license and like within like a week and a half, I swear to God. And these fucking dumb ass billionaires, I pocketed their money so quick. See you fucking later.

But then my mom was like, wait, if you really want me to pay for the surgery. Just get your real estate license and I'll pay for it. So like MacGyver on the fucking keyboards. I studied so hard. I got my real estate license and like within like a week and a half, I swear to God. And these fucking dumb ass billionaires, I pocketed their money so quick. See you fucking later.

But then my mom was like, wait, if you really want me to pay for the surgery. Just get your real estate license and I'll pay for it. So like MacGyver on the fucking keyboards. I studied so hard. I got my real estate license and like within like a week and a half, I swear to God. And these fucking dumb ass billionaires, I pocketed their money so quick. See you fucking later.

You had 10K for your tits from them.

You had 10K for your tits from them.

You had 10K for your tits from them.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And my parents just paid for them.

And my parents just paid for them.

And my parents just paid for them.