Hallie Batchelder

But anyways, he called me up and he goes, I wrote this beautiful short story about you and you were my muse. And I'm like, what the flying fuck are you talking about? But anyways, obviously I wanted to hear the story, guys. The story was the most insane thing I've ever fucking heard of. Honestly, I hope it goes into production because what? So this is the story you told me.

But anyways, he called me up and he goes, I wrote this beautiful short story about you and you were my muse. And I'm like, what the flying fuck are you talking about? But anyways, obviously I wanted to hear the story, guys. The story was the most insane thing I've ever fucking heard of. Honestly, I hope it goes into production because what? So this is the story you told me.

But anyways, he called me up and he goes, I wrote this beautiful short story about you and you were my muse. And I'm like, what the flying fuck are you talking about? But anyways, obviously I wanted to hear the story, guys. The story was the most insane thing I've ever fucking heard of. Honestly, I hope it goes into production because what? So this is the story you told me.

It goes, so like this couple, they meet on a farm. This guy works at a gun range. He teaches people. I'm just giving you guys the bullet points. He teaches people how to shoot guns, essentially, whatever they get set up. They go on a date. And she's like, what do you do? He's like, I shoot guns. She's like this prim and proper bitch. And she's like, oh, like I hate guns.

It goes, so like this couple, they meet on a farm. This guy works at a gun range. He teaches people. I'm just giving you guys the bullet points. He teaches people how to shoot guns, essentially, whatever they get set up. They go on a date. And she's like, what do you do? He's like, I shoot guns. She's like this prim and proper bitch. And she's like, oh, like I hate guns.

It goes, so like this couple, they meet on a farm. This guy works at a gun range. He teaches people. I'm just giving you guys the bullet points. He teaches people how to shoot guns, essentially, whatever they get set up. They go on a date. And she's like, what do you do? He's like, I shoot guns. She's like this prim and proper bitch. And she's like, oh, like I hate guns.

Like I'm so scared of guns, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. they fall in love, whatever. He goes to work and she starts like stealing the guns out of his cabinet and starts like fucking herself with the gun. And I was like, I don't understand how we got, how am I the muse? I was like, how, how am I the muse to this fucking story? I do not understand.

Like I'm so scared of guns, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. they fall in love, whatever. He goes to work and she starts like stealing the guns out of his cabinet and starts like fucking herself with the gun. And I was like, I don't understand how we got, how am I the muse? I was like, how, how am I the muse to this fucking story? I do not understand.

Like I'm so scared of guns, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. they fall in love, whatever. He goes to work and she starts like stealing the guns out of his cabinet and starts like fucking herself with the gun. And I was like, I don't understand how we got, how am I the muse? I was like, how, how am I the muse to this fucking story? I do not understand.

But anyways, this girl is stealing this man's guns, taking them out of the cabinet and using them as a big fucking massive rifle dildo. I was like, okay, continue. The end of the story is he walks back into his apartment or his ranch. I don't know, they're on a fucking ranch. And she's fucking herself with the fucking massive rifle. And he's like, what the fuck?

But anyways, this girl is stealing this man's guns, taking them out of the cabinet and using them as a big fucking massive rifle dildo. I was like, okay, continue. The end of the story is he walks back into his apartment or his ranch. I don't know, they're on a fucking ranch. And she's fucking herself with the fucking massive rifle. And he's like, what the fuck?

But anyways, this girl is stealing this man's guns, taking them out of the cabinet and using them as a big fucking massive rifle dildo. I was like, okay, continue. The end of the story is he walks back into his apartment or his ranch. I don't know, they're on a fucking ranch. And she's fucking herself with the fucking massive rifle. And he's like, what the fuck?

And she's like, oh my God, caught off guard and accidentally pulls the trigger and blows her head off through her body out of her head. I was like, aww. He likes me. Oh my God. I was like, what the actual fuck? It was the weirdest thing ever. But honestly, me being the person I'm demented to in the head, I was like, this might be a match made in heaven. Anyways, he invites me.

And she's like, oh my God, caught off guard and accidentally pulls the trigger and blows her head off through her body out of her head. I was like, aww. He likes me. Oh my God. I was like, what the actual fuck? It was the weirdest thing ever. But honestly, me being the person I'm demented to in the head, I was like, this might be a match made in heaven. Anyways, he invites me.

And she's like, oh my God, caught off guard and accidentally pulls the trigger and blows her head off through her body out of her head. I was like, aww. He likes me. Oh my God. I was like, what the actual fuck? It was the weirdest thing ever. But honestly, me being the person I'm demented to in the head, I was like, this might be a match made in heaven. Anyways, he invites me.

Let's call it Canada. He invites me to Canada.

Let's call it Canada. He invites me to Canada.

Let's call it Canada. He invites me to Canada.

beautiful old Canada I go okay let me just grab my bar let's go and I stay out there for like a week or so and we eventually like the first night we didn't hook up but he brought me to this weird ass three-hour cinematic movie masterpiece and then just drops me off my hotel and I was like I did not fly and take a kayak and a train and a bus and roller skates to get here for you to not fuck me

beautiful old Canada I go okay let me just grab my bar let's go and I stay out there for like a week or so and we eventually like the first night we didn't hook up but he brought me to this weird ass three-hour cinematic movie masterpiece and then just drops me off my hotel and I was like I did not fly and take a kayak and a train and a bus and roller skates to get here for you to not fuck me