Hallie Batchelder

beautiful old Canada I go okay let me just grab my bar let's go and I stay out there for like a week or so and we eventually like the first night we didn't hook up but he brought me to this weird ass three-hour cinematic movie masterpiece and then just drops me off my hotel and I was like I did not fly and take a kayak and a train and a bus and roller skates to get here for you to not fuck me

So now I was pissed and I was like, what is this? I feel like I was getting punked. I was waiting for production to pop out with their little cameras and be like, what the flying fuck? But no, the next day he was like, I have to build rapport with someone before I engage in sexual activity. And I was like, okay, like we get it. Like take your pants off.

So now I was pissed and I was like, what is this? I feel like I was getting punked. I was waiting for production to pop out with their little cameras and be like, what the flying fuck? But no, the next day he was like, I have to build rapport with someone before I engage in sexual activity. And I was like, okay, like we get it. Like take your pants off.

So now I was pissed and I was like, what is this? I feel like I was getting punked. I was waiting for production to pop out with their little cameras and be like, what the flying fuck? But no, the next day he was like, I have to build rapport with someone before I engage in sexual activity. And I was like, okay, like we get it. Like take your pants off.

I don't, it was getting frustrating just because I was like, I didn't spend all this money and fly all this way for the hotel. I didn't spend all this money to fly all this way for us to not be doing cartwheels in your bedroom. So anyways, the second night and all the nights from there on, we ended up hooking up and it was fucking crazy.

I don't, it was getting frustrating just because I was like, I didn't spend all this money and fly all this way for the hotel. I didn't spend all this money to fly all this way for us to not be doing cartwheels in your bedroom. So anyways, the second night and all the nights from there on, we ended up hooking up and it was fucking crazy.

I don't, it was getting frustrating just because I was like, I didn't spend all this money and fly all this way for the hotel. I didn't spend all this money to fly all this way for us to not be doing cartwheels in your bedroom. So anyways, the second night and all the nights from there on, we ended up hooking up and it was fucking crazy.

Like he had studio grade bondage equipment in his drawers that looked like they had tags on them. Like, I don't know if he went to Home Depot and purchased all this for me. Like, oh my God, I was so flattered. But holy hell, this man had put me in a hog tie. Do you know what a hog tie is? Production? Yeah. You know what it is? It's like... Hold on.

Like he had studio grade bondage equipment in his drawers that looked like they had tags on them. Like, I don't know if he went to Home Depot and purchased all this for me. Like, oh my God, I was so flattered. But holy hell, this man had put me in a hog tie. Do you know what a hog tie is? Production? Yeah. You know what it is? It's like... Hold on.

Like he had studio grade bondage equipment in his drawers that looked like they had tags on them. Like, I don't know if he went to Home Depot and purchased all this for me. Like, oh my God, I was so flattered. But holy hell, this man had put me in a hog tie. Do you know what a hog tie is? Production? Yeah. You know what it is? It's like... Hold on.

You had me like... So it's like this, and it was like... So he had me in a hog tie like this and I couldn't move. And then he had this extension bar. Like, you know how you put like shades up or whatever. It's like a pole they put in between your legs. I don't know what this angle looks like, by the way.

You had me like... So it's like this, and it was like... So he had me in a hog tie like this and I couldn't move. And then he had this extension bar. Like, you know how you put like shades up or whatever. It's like a pole they put in between your legs. I don't know what this angle looks like, by the way.

You had me like... So it's like this, and it was like... So he had me in a hog tie like this and I couldn't move. And then he had this extension bar. Like, you know how you put like shades up or whatever. It's like a pole they put in between your legs. I don't know what this angle looks like, by the way.

So you put this pole between your legs and if you move your legs a little more out, you can't go back in. So I dislocated my hip. I literally think I tore my ACL, but it was the craziest. I honestly, I would do it again. Honestly, Mr. Old Spice, you can call me anytime. you'll always have a seat at my table. But anyways, that ended tragically for a plethora of reasons for me long distance.

So you put this pole between your legs and if you move your legs a little more out, you can't go back in. So I dislocated my hip. I literally think I tore my ACL, but it was the craziest. I honestly, I would do it again. Honestly, Mr. Old Spice, you can call me anytime. you'll always have a seat at my table. But anyways, that ended tragically for a plethora of reasons for me long distance.

So you put this pole between your legs and if you move your legs a little more out, you can't go back in. So I dislocated my hip. I literally think I tore my ACL, but it was the craziest. I honestly, I would do it again. Honestly, Mr. Old Spice, you can call me anytime. you'll always have a seat at my table. But anyways, that ended tragically for a plethora of reasons for me long distance.

There's just like, I feel like a physical aspect of relationship is so important. Yes. The emotional connections also fine, but also I just don't think I have enough emotional maturity. I'm very self-aware, but like I'm very toxic and I guess like I have very low emotional IQ. So I just think

There's just like, I feel like a physical aspect of relationship is so important. Yes. The emotional connections also fine, but also I just don't think I have enough emotional maturity. I'm very self-aware, but like I'm very toxic and I guess like I have very low emotional IQ. So I just think

There's just like, I feel like a physical aspect of relationship is so important. Yes. The emotional connections also fine, but also I just don't think I have enough emotional maturity. I'm very self-aware, but like I'm very toxic and I guess like I have very low emotional IQ. So I just think

Long distance for me wouldn't work because I would be plotting how to pick fights with someone that's in a different time zone like all day long just for like my own entertainment. I don't think it was the right fit, not because he was the wrong person. I think I just have like a lot of growing to do, which you'll probably see on this podcast.